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Catturd - Talk to the Paw... (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by GhostOfMyFormerSelf ago by GhostOfMyFormerSelf +4034 / -1
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strictly1957 90 points ago +90 / -0

CATTURD IS BASED ASF... Talk to the paw? I love it!

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deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
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Jackhererer 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought Catturd was busting balls on twitter before james woods was.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Jackhererer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is only gone if we forget him. He is apart of us all.

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

A straight savage...

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deleted 75 points ago +75 / -0
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CahalTheMad 36 points ago +36 / -0

I may stop by your place during my rampage across the wasteland, to resupply and do some trading. Also, to talk shop and smoke a doob before heading out again.

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sir, this is a JuicyJays forum.

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pente1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just remember. In the post apocalyptic world the only accepted currency will be gummy bears. Stock up now.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

Regular gummy bears for frens

Sugar free gummy bears for not frens

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take the sugar free. Got to keep those calories down!!!

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Crimson_Flameboi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure they aren't Haribo sugar-free. Unless you want an special artillery cannon shot to use against them!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, but I should warn you

https://archive.is/pUhnv

https://archive.is/wip/ZNYC4

Some describe their poops as Niagara Falls after eating them

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Jenex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven’t laughed this hard since before the election.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Walmart Keurig story is hilarious

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha that is gold thank you for that!!!

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES!!! that's what I hoped they were

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AgentSmith 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't want to get the diabetas

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean I've been collecting 5.56 and bottle caps for no reason?

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Skepticconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get to the axe throwing bars and get some practice. I'm ready for the joezombie apocalypse.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booze, cigs, and porn will also be valuable commodities.

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RagnarD 1 point ago +1 / -0

But for the love of God, not those sugar-free gummy bears. Unless they voted for Biden.

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Patriot_Lettuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was thinking about setting up a gladiatorial dome, when the wasteland comes.

I think I may call it The Thunder Dome, or The Bigly Dome.

Stop buy for a show, or to barter with the wasteland merchant caravans!

Bring bottlecaps!

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Android17 5 points ago +5 / -0

based i only trade and house the people that know our secret hand shake

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MR__K 3 points ago +3 / -0

you may or may not be joking me and the dudes have a secret knock for the door

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Android17 1 point ago +1 / -0

you giving me feels of growing up in the 90's

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Five knocks and the guy behind the door says “Fuck You” ?

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ManicJackBauer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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SunsetOnTheGoldenAge 44 points ago +44 / -0

Don't know any Trump voter who wasn't happy with his actions in his first weeks in office.

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fake_new_media 6 points ago +6 / -0

all 4 years. just more and more people happy with the best president in history

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CmonManDemoWhat76 32 points ago +32 / -0

Well, the shit is true. They wanted communism.. welcome to 1984, you pussy libtards.

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CahalTheMad 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah, they wanted it but they thought it wouldn't affect them because they believed they were going to be rewarded instead. Useful idiot fuckwits.

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Hanging_Chad 18 points ago +18 / -0

They thought their college debt would be forgiven. Top kek

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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kvothe29 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree a lot of them are fucked in the head but honestly I think most are just low info voters that were too lazy to even do surface area research.

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats why Joe hid in the basement. The more people knew about him the worse he was

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

you're gonna have to dance with the girl you come with folks cuz I'm already locked down.

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RedditStillSucks 20 points ago +21 / -1

I tried to warn some liberals I know....that they will suffer under Biden more than I ever will.

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ManicJackBauer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I kept saying the same thing. Essential worker here. 2 trade degrees, 5 fields of actual experience. Will be debt free in 2 years, could be now if I want...

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mrxforsenate19909902 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good shit man.

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Pulchritude 4 points ago +4 / -0

And with each new suffering they are forced to endure, remind them: You voted for this!

  • Higher taxes? - You voted for this!

  • Lower wages? - You voted for this!

  • Lost your job? - You voted for this!

  • Rampant hyper-inflation and decreased buying power? - You voted for this!

  • Higher gas prices? - You voted for this!

  • Higher drug prices? - You voted for this!

  • Wars in the Middle East? - You voted for this!

Drive it home, each and every time with each and every thing they whinge about. YOU VOTED FOR THIS.

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ObongoForPrison2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Lord can work in mysterious ways. Chairman Biden will be the biggest red pill to ever be dispensed.

Your government hates you.

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pepperedtrail -6 points ago +3 / -9

Yeah the Lord allows America to be ruined beyond recovery so some people can get redpilled before they die! Amazing ways!

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ObongoForPrison2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sack up. This country has gone through, and survived, far worse than whatever it is you think is going to happen.

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pepperedtrail -3 points ago +3 / -6

FAR WORSE? Are you fucking serious? WORSE THAN COMMUNISM? Even during the civil war, people had freedom!

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

The United States maneuvered through WW1, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression, and WW2 in the span of thirty years.

Start fighting back.

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pepperedtrail 4 points ago +6 / -2

We were never invaded by a foreign nation. We've never had an election stolen. We've never been the puppet of China. We've never had BLM razing our cities and destroying everything while the cops stand by and do nothing. We've never had a completely corrupt government at every level of its infrastructure. We never had trannies and lgbt degenerates trying to fuck kids and making movies that glamorize having sex with 12 year old kids.

America as we knew it in the past is FINISHED. It's gone. There's no "Trump is going to arrest Biden!" Okay? It's over. We are officially a communist government.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never said arrests were coming. But a lot of those things HAVE been the case. For decades. You just didn't notice it before now. Or care.

So are you going to give up? Sure sounds like it.

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Txponi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to live to build this country back. They are going to f it up bigley.

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pepperedtrail -3 points ago +2 / -5

Do you know what happens to Chinese citizens that don't give up? They get arrested or they get shot. Good luck trying to reclaim the government when the military, police, fbi, cia, judges, etc. are all against you.

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DerLothar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some historians think that there was significant voting fraud in the Nixon - Kennedy election.

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mrxforsenate19909902 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if there was. Nixon had an opportunity to nip it in the ass right then and there but chose unity.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dems have been at it since FDR

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BigHandsome91 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get a grip doomer. Take a break and come back when you are ready to meme this sham presidency into the ground. I doubt this administration lasts 4 years at this point.

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna let the self hanging end before I step in. Easier to rid us of them.

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AntiDespot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but it's 2021. Things happen very fast. Globalist are in control more than ever. The normalcy bias can't explain this away. Anything is possible.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will never be a commie They will have to find me first.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

We plan to be here after it has gone to shit. Where will you be?

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one3five 15 points ago +15 / -0

TALK TO THE PAW

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only solace I've found recently as a tradesman is the dissolution the brainwashed leftists cry about how they thought this diaper shitting imbecile was going to be the 2nd coming to private trade unions. HAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Floki 10 points ago +10 / -0

They forgot about skyrocketing food prices. Its coming.

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BecMonTchew 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re rising already. Did the monthly big grocery shopping trip with the wife today, and I was shocked at how much prices have risen since last month.

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Slavik777 8 points ago +9 / -1

Or we can just egg the left on to see if maybe they can impeach him?

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then we get Kamala, who may even be worse. She will have him 25th in no time, even without outside influence.

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catch-a-penny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impeach her too.

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 7 points ago +7 / -0

do not help the left! do not help the left! let them suffer!

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Pede3 6 points ago +6 / -0

The issue is that we are currently on the same boat as them.

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes but unlike them we know how to survive on our own, they however depend to much on the gubmint.

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TrumpWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

They didn't vote for Biden, Dominion did.

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mrxforsenate19909902 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets be real, fraud aside there were people that went into those polls and tapped Biden's name.

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Annpi 6 points ago +6 / -0

It would be nice if ppl that voted to keep jobs got to keep their jobs... just sayn.

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TheBigT03 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didnt expect the salt from libs to flow this way, but it is still delicious!!

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Pede3 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was their line? Elections have consequences, right?!

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TheBigT03 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk something retarded probably sounds about right

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Mintap 5 points ago +5 / -0

All of that is typical Democrat/RINO policy, nothing that unexpected. But what is a much bigger deal is that it is Biden, the guy who lost, who is signing these executive orders. And that would still be a problem even he was signing agreeable executive orders.

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Lord_Kristopf 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are loading Biden up to be the fall guy because he won’t make it all 4 years. They can make him take the fall for all the uncomfortable stuff and the new prez Kamala will be positioned to be the one to ‘fix’ all the damage. They will just claim all the pain came from the previous (Trump) admin. Obviously not true, but it’s what they’ll spin it as.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

^^THIS^^^THIS^^^THIS^^

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

I now have something to enjoy. Watching the daily salty tears of the fucking liberals.

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noonthirty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Learn to cope, leftist fuckers.

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have watched the glorious display of Biden voters turning on Biden the past 3 months. Now the lefties with more followers are starting to point out election fraud. Even those who said it didn't exist, now suddenly say it's real as a pathetic attempt to say "I didn't vote for this guy."

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RagnarD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck Democrats and fuck everyone who voted for Biden.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's on gab too. Why are we still using Twitter links?

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00Gonzo 4 points ago +4 / -0

On the upside, we’ll all be equally miserable

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HistoryInvestigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We're all in this together" TM

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Barron2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want gas prices to be high because they want people to drive less. Environmental bullshit.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

“But why is MY gas going up in price?!”

They don’t think it through sadly

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mrxforsenate19909902 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its' worse too when you get an electric car you're taxed to death for that too. So you're punished for trying to help the environment (even though one could argue the emission out put from battery powered vehicles) and you're fucked for driving gas powered car. These people just want control. Period.

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Me2Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn't of said it better. As a union worker, and true American patriot, they can talk to my arse-hole... add in the biggest thieves ever known to man... they will pay in the end.

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young_roshi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Promises Made, Promises Forgotten

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Promises Promises, you know, the thing!

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Snoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Folks didn’t seem to get enough of Obama’s socialist sample, they’re gonna get a full course this time, and with any luck put this non sense to rest for another 100 years.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Forever

(ftfy)

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +2 / -0

pull my claw

pfffft!

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jackpaarthurnax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like plenty of Dem voters would be open to joining the Patriots party.

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catch-a-penny 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, we're going to need all the help we can get. If they can stomach the redpill, it's American's first.

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StoneColdSteveAutism 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left has been so busy fighting the war at home against conservatives (who are here to help them, ironically) that they forgot about real wars. Welp, buckle up pedes! This is gonna be fun

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BrokenBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those idiots who sold out hoping they’d get $2,000 are gonna be wishing they didn’t sell out for a lousy $2,000 either. Cause they’ll be broke as hell, and struggling to get a job. Not to mention that’ll be chump change with rates, gas and all rising.

😌

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ghostsage 2 points ago +2 / -0

(of their own money)

Too stupid even to realize that they'd be taxed $3000 just for that $2000.

The only good news is that it was a vast minority of living Americans that cast ballots for Biden.

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is this Catturd ? Love him more by the day

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should be required to say if you voted for Biden or not on a job application.

If the job pays more than minimum wage, you shouldn't be allowed to have that job.

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Trumps_legacy 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah america is FUCKED!! thanks to dumbass leftists.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg he really is a cat

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buckiemohawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talk to motherfucking paw is right. Fucking idiots

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LesboPregnancyScare -2 points ago +1 / -3

how do you "vote" $7 per gallon of gas?

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Lord_Nekro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check out CA sometime where the idiots out here voted to allow the state to raise gas prices anytime they want without our say so

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +3 / -1

I understand that, I used to live in CA years ago, Im wondering where the actual dollar value of $7 comes from.

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mrb419 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Keystone...no fracking....Paris accord, Iran deal....and taxes! Can easily get to $7 within a couple years!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are using a number that they HOPE will remain hyperbole, but in the back of their minds are worried it’s an actual plausibility

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AntiDespot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lower domestic production, bunch of new taxes.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know shutting down energy independence and adding new taxes will raise the price of gas but where did the actual value of $7 come from

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mrb419 1 point ago +1 / -0

The new world order! We are them , now! More likely higher!

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AntiDespot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure. Probably cause that would be the record.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you can't figure that out, I can't help you. Enjoy the moment. If you over analyze life, you'll die a miserable person.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, asking questions vs being angry. you do you bud.