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Catturd - Talk to the Paw... (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by GhostOfMyFormerSelf ago by GhostOfMyFormerSelf +4034 / -1
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pente1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just remember. In the post apocalyptic world the only accepted currency will be gummy bears. Stock up now.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

Regular gummy bears for frens

Sugar free gummy bears for not frens

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take the sugar free. Got to keep those calories down!!!

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Crimson_Flameboi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure they aren't Haribo sugar-free. Unless you want an special artillery cannon shot to use against them!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, but I should warn you

https://archive.is/pUhnv

https://archive.is/wip/ZNYC4

Some describe their poops as Niagara Falls after eating them

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Jenex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven’t laughed this hard since before the election.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Walmart Keurig story is hilarious

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha that is gold thank you for that!!!

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES!!! that's what I hoped they were

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AgentSmith 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't want to get the diabetas

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean I've been collecting 5.56 and bottle caps for no reason?

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Skepticconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get to the axe throwing bars and get some practice. I'm ready for the joezombie apocalypse.

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ronburgandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booze, cigs, and porn will also be valuable commodities.

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RagnarD 1 point ago +1 / -0

But for the love of God, not those sugar-free gummy bears. Unless they voted for Biden.