You do realize that unlike in porn the only people giving themselves an enema before a date are gay guys expecting to take it in the ass. That chicks ass you just licked is chock full of shit.
Pretty sure there's a common thing called a shower. I mean kudos to you for the alien tongue that's gonna get deep enough to taste her lunch but, for us lesser lingal folks a shower works just fine.
We should all join the same nunnery as you my good sir! I will go back to only missionary in my temple garments. I have been saved and returned to my path of piety thanks to the conviction you have presented to me. I will spend the rest of the day in prayer.
You do realize that unlike in porn the only people giving themselves an enema before a date are gay guys expecting to take it in the ass. That chicks ass you just licked is chock full of shit.
Pretty sure there's a common thing called a shower. I mean kudos to you for the alien tongue that's gonna get deep enough to taste her lunch but, for us lesser lingal folks a shower works just fine.
There is no reason to lick anyone's asshole no matter what they have done hours before you got there.
We should all join the same nunnery as you my good sir! I will go back to only missionary in my temple garments. I have been saved and returned to my path of piety thanks to the conviction you have presented to me. I will spend the rest of the day in prayer.
Have you heard of tinder?