I just love those questions:
example:
Question: "What would you say is your greatest fault."
Answer: "Well, I am somewhat a perfectionist and I need to know that I have all the information at hand . . . I also like to work quickly and that is a problem for some people."
"Sometimes I take very long shits. So, do you want to go down further into this line of questioning and talk about my bowel movements, or are we going to talk about what kind of work you guys here do, and if you actually need someone to do work?"
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
"The Gulags."
"What is your greatest weakness?"
"I get irrationally angry around commies."
"What is your greatest strength?"
"I'm never around commies for long. ;)"
I just love those questions: example: Question: "What would you say is your greatest fault." Answer: "Well, I am somewhat a perfectionist and I need to know that I have all the information at hand . . . I also like to work quickly and that is a problem for some people."
THOSE ARE ALL GREAT FAULTS! You're hired!
"Sometimes I take very long shits. So, do you want to go down further into this line of questioning and talk about my bowel movements, or are we going to talk about what kind of work you guys here do, and if you actually need someone to do work?"
....shot after being stuck on barbed wire fence at the mexican border.
Hopefully they understand we couldn’t bring their tacos back. It was a quick exit 🤷♀️
There’s no such thing as being irrationally angry at communists.