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Not exactly the price women imagined paying to stop irritating tweets. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +5149 / -1
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– Heywood_youblowme 12 points ago +12 / -0

If this shit gets bad enough I may pretend to be gay so I can be a "minority"

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– KuzoKevin [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Call yourself a woman for extra points. You don't even have to dress or act like one.

There's at least one "woman" with a beard that appears in magazines.

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– HeadExam 8 points ago +8 / -0

I may look like a straight white man but I'm actually a gay black woman and if you say otherwise I'll get you fired and arrested.

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– they-see-me-trollin 3 points ago +3 / -0

just identify as a black female lesbian, and if they deny your identity, they're bigots. if they refuse to let you fuck them with your feminine penis, then they're transphobic.

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– D0NNIE_DARK0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you really want to test that theory out. There may be loyalty tests in the future. I’d rather die than conform to what’s coming.

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– WhoDecidedThat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you need to do some method acting research so you can more accurately pretend to be gay, swing by my place sometime.

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– Heywood_youblowme 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know.. I'm not so sure I'll be able to pull this off after all.

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– WhoDecidedThat 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s nothing a few beers and a little self hatred can’t cure!!!

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