6 I am an evangelical, tell me some jokes about us posted 82 days ago by Trumpfuramerica 82 days ago by Trumpfuramerica +7 / -1 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (12) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 3 ▼ – Double_D 3 points 82 days ago +3 / -0 You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up? People might think they're dancing... permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – deleted 0 points 82 days ago +2 / -2 ▲ 3 ▼ – DonnieRamesJio 3 points 82 days ago +3 / -0 Muslims don't recognize Jesus as more than a prophet. Mormons don't recognize the concept of the Trinity. Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Baptists don't recognize each other in the adult bookstore permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 82 days ago +3 / -2 ▲ 2 ▼ – DonnieRamesJio 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0 For real tho, I remember a guest pastor mentioning the hotels seeing an uptick in pr0n PPVs when they had Promise Keeper rallies or Bible conferences permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – EUssr 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0 Saved for later. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheGasNinja 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0 I don't ride in airplanes because it isn't Biblical. God said "LOW I am with you always." permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – deleted 0 points 82 days ago +2 / -2 ▲ 1 ▼ – Jabblemonkey1 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0 What's the difference between an evangelical and a Presbyterian? Presbyterians say "hi" to each other at the liquor store. permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – deleted 0 points 82 days ago +2 / -2 ▲ 2 ▼ – Jabblemonkey1 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0 As you may know, wherever you find four Presbyterians, you will usually find a fifth. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – deleted 0 points 82 days ago +2 / -2
You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?
People might think they're dancing...
Muslims don't recognize Jesus as more than a prophet. Mormons don't recognize the concept of the Trinity. Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Baptists don't recognize each other in the adult bookstore
For real tho, I remember a guest pastor mentioning the hotels seeing an uptick in pr0n PPVs when they had Promise Keeper rallies or Bible conferences
Saved for later.
I don't ride in airplanes because it isn't Biblical. God said "LOW I am with you always."
What's the difference between an evangelical and a Presbyterian?
Presbyterians say "hi" to each other at the liquor store.
As you may know, wherever you find four Presbyterians, you will usually find a fifth.