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GoGoGadgetGringo 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not much but its honest work. Good job. I did that on Twitter and got banned. =/

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Trumpican 7 points ago +7 / -0

I LOVE IT

This will be the way to get me to drop Amazon forever, just do this until they ban me.

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HanginChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be throwing in phrases like:

"The product description is as fraudulent as the presidental election."

"This printer could print ballots that look so much like the real thing, no one noticed during the 2020 election."

"Officially endorsed by antifa."

"Great for covering up Bell's Palsy after your covid vaccine."

"Great looking mask, wore it everyday until I caught bacterial pneumonia but at least it saved me from covid."

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UsernameChecksOutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect the case of pleuritis (inflammation in the layer of lubrication against the lungs) I had was from wearing a mask 40+ hours a week.

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HanginChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got tonsillitis twice and I only wear the stupid thing in the supermarket, and I put on a fresh disposable mask every time. I'm a germophobe and I haven't gotten sick in years, used alcohol handwipes on my hands before the plandemic.

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suburban_woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahaha! Joining the effort as BidenLost

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s really cute I thought we were all going to dump Amazon it’s so nice to see people who have no spine!

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suburban_woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have not ordered a single thing but my account still open. I use it as a search engine (which I know I could do anyway) as others suggested, and am buying directly from sites that are not Chinese. Hell, I’ve even paid more with shipping but I’m all in on the boycott.

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LongDingDongKong [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive bought 2 items from amazon in 2021, with a total value of $25. The reviewed item was 9 bucks, and the other was a shift knob that I sent back.

The account is only open now to troll. Prime was already cancelled a month ago.

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hamsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not closing my Amazon account, but using it for reviews and price comparisons, then buying elsewhere. Maybe free delivery for larger items on Amazon. I'm sure that free delivery costs them something. They might have really cheap electronics sold at a loss in which case buying from Amazon would cause them to lose money.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did this week's ago. They kicked it off... It was up for 2 days

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Hypothesis 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are doing God's work.

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LongDingDongKong [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not much, but it will definitely piss off any liberals that see it

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armagnac 1 point ago +1 / -0

love that you own an Impreza

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LongDingDongKong [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I own three vehicles right now. I also have a supercharged BRZ and an early 90s Nissan pickup.

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SlanderousMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You picked a good name and a good car.

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LongDingDongKong [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a Honda fit that was super shitty in the first snow storm of the year. Got stuck 3 times, got pissed and traded it for the 2021 Impreza.

I've had it almost a month and it hasn't snowed since. I'm dieing for a foot of snow

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