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HanginChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be throwing in phrases like:

"The product description is as fraudulent as the presidental election."

"This printer could print ballots that look so much like the real thing, no one noticed during the 2020 election."

"Officially endorsed by antifa."

"Great for covering up Bell's Palsy after your covid vaccine."

"Great looking mask, wore it everyday until I caught bacterial pneumonia but at least it saved me from covid."

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UsernameChecksOutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect the case of pleuritis (inflammation in the layer of lubrication against the lungs) I had was from wearing a mask 40+ hours a week.

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HanginChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got tonsillitis twice and I only wear the stupid thing in the supermarket, and I put on a fresh disposable mask every time. I'm a germophobe and I haven't gotten sick in years, used alcohol handwipes on my hands before the plandemic.