We both know that we're not close to peak clown world. It would be actually great.

No. We've just started going uphill. The peak is waaaaay ahead.

How can dogs sniff out corona virus?

Does the NBA even have any fans left at this point?

I used to like basketball, but honestly not watching a bunch of overpaid black athlete / victims bounce a ball around hasn't really been much of a hardship at all.

Fuck em all.

I really just thought there was no way this wasn't a shitpost. Like lmao yeah they'd be dumb enough to make up pure fantasy strategies that involve magical dogs like this to appease the sheep but this HAS TO BE just a meme. No way would anyone actually would think this was a coherent idea or one that had ANY basis in reality.

But of course...it's real: https://archive.is/SF1Ag

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are they gonna go with German Sheperds? its a time-honored tradition...

every line up single file between lines of German Sheperds

, and the Usher will point to the left or the right based on the dogs reaction...

good plan