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LiskaEman 286 points ago +287 / -1

Has someone broken the bad news to him/her yet...?

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usdodsgssog 173 points ago +173 / -0

him/her

[triggering intensifies]

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Fenuuk 76 points ago +76 / -0

ecsusse me its attack helicopter bigot

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Sphinx3peat 52 points ago +52 / -0

I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter and my pronouns are my call sign “MAGA45” and “TRUMP#1”.

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MerlynTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Xi Jinping numba 1, Trump numbah 2, Trump numbah...numbah 8.

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Justlooking250 15 points ago +16 / -1

I don't care what you call yourselves , but,

YOU BETTER BE WEARING MASKS OR ITS OFF TO THE GULAG WITH YOU !

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Hshsvsvsvsv 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden cult

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NomadicKrow2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha, I remember that meme. I miss when the internet was fun.

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NomadicKrow2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Identify as the superior attack chopper. The Cheyenne.

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223_Liberty_Tree 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commanche

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commanche was a turd. Cheyenne had it all. The gunner's seat in the front even swiveled 360 degrees so the gunner could keep the chin mounted gun pointed in any direction below the craft.

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Justlooking250 10 points ago +10 / -0

COME ON MA'AM !!

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BillBelichick 2 points ago +2 / -0

xhe / xit

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MuzliUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

He/she/they should have written him/her/them

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Here_we_go 21 points ago +21 / -0

Person. Bigit!

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Wankerton 11 points ago +11 / -0

Person! I'm a non person bigot!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 16 points ago +17 / -1

Save the image of the tweet. Then, once the wars starts up again under Biden's regime and we are bombing Middle East, remind the NPC what it said and rub salt in wound.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 23 points ago +23 / -0

It doesn't matter. It never matters. They will say that it's absurd that someone would even suggest it, and then when it actually happens, they will say, yeah but it's different, or it had to happen, or it wasn't his fault.

This is what happened with 3rd trimester abortion. They said, "Nobody wants to make that legal, that's ridiculous". And then when NY passes the bill, they say, well yeah, it needs to be legal for some rare cases, but nobody is really doing it.

If/when Biden (realistically the deep state, Biden is a brain dead zombie who doesn't make any decisions about anything) bombs something in the middle east, they will be totally on board with it.

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Tejanopede 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is the most infuriating thing about interacting with NPCs.

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ll blame it on Trump, duh

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Debunky_Monkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact check: Mostly false. Biden didn't bomb the middle east himself. He ordered the military to do it for him.

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1ValhallaJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's they bigot

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TwitterIsTrash 266 points ago +266 / -0

Imagine being dumb enough to think Trump was going to start WW3 with the Middle East.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 128 points ago +128 / -0

Well that was actually believed until it too got memory holed.

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Supersoakerjones 87 points ago +87 / -0

The left was literally defending an Iranian terrorist leader just because Trump killed him. As soon as they figured out that spin wasn’t gonna catch on, they made sure no one would remember it.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 60 points ago +60 / -0

He was an austere religious scholar you bigot

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Supersoakerjones 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lmao!

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how nobody recalls that because how could they possibly spin that Trump refusing to start war was a bad thing

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Brucesky420 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hell they probably still believe it somehow. If Biden starts new wars it will somehow be Trump's fault and not Bidens

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Here_we_go 74 points ago +74 / -0

Retards will say Biden had no choice because Trump put us in this position. Orange man bad.

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DivvyDivet 57 points ago +57 / -0

Yup Orange man didn't bomb the middle east for 4 years so naturally it's Trump's fault that Biden bombed the middle east.

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Azarak 35 points ago +35 / -0

We had energy independence under Trump so we didn't need the middle east - - until Bozo Biden (and his treasonous handlers) took our independence away to create reasons to involve the US in yet more middle east conflicts.

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CrocodileBeers 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clearly we have catching up to do.

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MAGAForeverF 3 points ago +4 / -1

Syrian airfield

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NoFucks2Give 8 points ago +8 / -0

Assad gassing his own people. Just cuz he likes to do that kind of thing. In 3,2,1.....

...and never mind the discrepancies in the videos when the MSM plays them ad nauseum for maximum warmongering.

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Soviet Russia, war starts you

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Forgototherpassword 39 points ago +39 / -0

Trump wiped out ISIS. I wonder what the Spread is on how long it takes for them return. I mean Biden's stirring it up in Syria again.

He shut Iran down. Biden is destabilizing Syria and Iraq for them/ISIS again.

He stopped people from coming to the US from Obama admin high terrorist chance countries.

He signed 4 peace deals between Israel and countries that hated them.

He made us energy independent so we didn't have to kiss their ass, give them our money, and our young soldiers lives.

All gone, so they can use NGOs to funnel money back into their own pockets.

He also lowered NK tension enough that he was the 1st POTUS to step foot there. (media Hawaii fake nuke threat)

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Hangemh1gh 9 points ago +9 / -0

And they fucking stole that from us.

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IAmCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

But his mean tweets!

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

there are reddit idiots that claim he did and we had it. thats just how stupid they are. or else purposefully spreading bullshit to anyone who will listen to their derangement.

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Tcrlaf1 122 points ago +122 / -0

Jeeze people... Get with the currently approved GroupThink. They won’t be bombing the Middle East.

They will be enlightening the Middle East with a Shower of “ Mostly Peaceful Explosive Devices of Love.”

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ProphetOfKek 29 points ago +29 / -0

Have to adjust marketing to the iq of your audience.

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ALargeRock 17 points ago +18 / -1

“Peaceful Explosive Devices of Sulfur”

Or PEDoS for short.

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Gibsmedat 6 points ago +6 / -0

MPEDoS

Mostly peaceful explosive devices of sulfur

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TrumpWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even Kindergarten Cop had this one figured out. Boys hvae penises and girls have vaginas.

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rockettails 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's called a MOAB because it rains down motherly love.

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LilBuddyRem 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the middle eastern deserts, the Summer of Love lasts year round.

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Lad_status_wewd 106 points ago +106 / -0

Ah yes:

  • Begins with typical "Imagine"
  • Personal attack with "dumb" implying intellectual superiority
  • Uses the term "literally" without it having any application here
  • Attempted defamation with "Trumpers" categorizing any Trump supporter
  • Finishes with another personal attack again insisting on intellectual and moral superiority with "Lunatics"

10/10 NPC response.

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YouHadMeAtGaming 11 points ago +11 / -0

He had to put “literally” so that way when it happens, he can say “well Biden didn’t do it himself, so I was still right!”

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farstriderr 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is a commander in chief?

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INeedInfo 10 points ago +10 / -0

I dont know what country im bombing.

Just bomb it, sir.

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cutefroggy 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I don't know what I'm signing"

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

ANGRY upvote

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’ve broken it down to a sweet science fren 👌😂

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tremendous “unpacking,” sir!

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EllemenoP 76 points ago +76 / -0

Imagine being dumb enough to believe Donald Trump is a Russian agent.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yet here we are.

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Hanging_Chad 69 points ago +70 / -1

CIA paid for twin suicide bombers in Baghdad. Unclear if Bidet ordered it.

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ProphetOfKek 52 points ago +52 / -0

He just signed off on it, didn’t read it.

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AlphaOmaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Salute the marines. Just sign it.

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BurtReynolds 7 points ago +7 / -0

“What am I signing” -Sleepy Joe

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DiabolyAlcoholy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because he's not even sure if he ordered it

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TheJustin 35 points ago +36 / -1

Based Tom Woods

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

The Tom Woods Podcast is awesome

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Skeptipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

His youtube channel needs more followers imo.

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SqRt7744 6 points ago +6 / -0

He just posts audio though, which kinda defeats the purpose of youtube. Might as well just listen to the podcast.

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NotQuiteHuman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Where can we find it that isn't part of the New Fascist Conglomerate?

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JaoBiZen 33 points ago +36 / -3

And they can’t spell

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FUCKCHINA1776 27 points ago +28 / -1

Link? No idea what you're talking about?

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Maconstate 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah. Did we bomb?

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couch_pundit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seconded?

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jubyeonin 18 points ago +19 / -1

Hurr durr, missiles aren't bombs.

lol

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Patriot_Lettuce 13 points ago +13 / -0

I abandoned hope for these people a long time ago.

I don't think they can be, as they like to say about us, "De-programmed"...

I literally don't know what society can do with people like this. They think we're irredeemable, and therefore want to kill us.

We think they are irredeemable, and all we want to do is open their eyes, or at the very least, let them reap the same benefits of Making America Great Again.

I just don't think the non-low-info people who haven't been red-pilled already have any hope. What to do with them, I have no clue, cuz we're not sadistic militant fascists like they are.

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KingSweyn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hurt them by exploiting cognitive dissonance.

"Trump voted out of office... fascists don't get voted out of office! Did the media lie to me?"

Because they think in programs and not ideas, there are numerous ways to force them to undermine their own beliefs. In the example above, they can either go against "Trump is a fascist" or "the media is truthful", but they are programmed not to and it will make their brain hurt.

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StealStopMerchant 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, this is straightforward to avoid. They'll just say he was a stupid / incompetent fascist who alienated too many allies and was thereby unable to effectively seize power.

Never underestimate the mentality of the left in dodging criticism.

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Wind-chasing_luhua 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call this the grey mirror.

Its when you play their double standards in narrative back to them with characters and victimhood status switched but nuance the same. It allows them to see the grey area that they usually choose to ignore because the degree of victimhoood changes with the characters.

We need grey mirror memes.

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HyperCarbs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember when they said Trump would start a nuclear war?

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publius1788 11 points ago +11 / -0

Everybody knows Biden is just going to figuratively bomb the Middle East SMH.

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Dman82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden doesn't even know there is a middle east his handlers on the other hand well that's different.

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Jleinf 10 points ago +10 / -0

They’re definitely going to start bombing Syria. The Globalist’s want an Islamic natural gas pipeline to the EU to replace the current Russia one. It’s a globalist totalitarian twofer and we are paying for it with our money and soldiers

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SqRt7744 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the reason Russia is demonized and sanctioned in the West is.... Get this ... They didn't legalize gay marriage. That's honestly the main reason. The globalists hate traditional Christian values more than anything.

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iDinduNuffin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Main reason is Putin trying to resist the USD and central banking.

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MAGA_MAN420 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big fan of Tom Wooods

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PepePinochet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I went on the 2nd and the Alaska (3rd?) cruise with Tom and Bob. I won another but the Pandemic fucked up our plans.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, lucky you!

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catch-a-penny 7 points ago +7 / -0

More likely a bot. But yeah.

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RogueLeaderX 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder where he'll bomb first? Syria? Iran?

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ColonelTravis 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is America. We can do both, at the same time.

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morememesplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's not bombing Iran. They are buddies with Obama!

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CJBarnacle 6 points ago +6 / -0

The left will never be informed because their base is primarily made up of women and homosexuals who operate on feelings over facts.

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Iamstellar 4 points ago +4 / -0

😹😹😹😹😹 That aged well!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Pederella 4 points ago +4 / -0

**fact check: FALSE Joe Biden will not personally push/click or otherwise activate any mechanism that will cause bombs to impact the Middle East. That would be your child or grandchild, who went into the military because there are no jobs available in the Biden economy.

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EvanGRogers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll always upvote Tom Woods

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Pilotaaron1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been finding it funny on social media how "You voted for Biden didn't you?" is quickly becoming the new joke.

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MontanaRanger5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

wait...did Biden start bombing the middle east?

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Ocrazio-Cortez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bomb? Oh my sweet summer child, Biden/Harris will deploy the troops in the ME somewhere and our troops in the UK will get sucked in too. Bombs are low miff in this regard.

The US and UK should not by any fucking means get involved with Syria or Iran. Our troops will fight and die for nothing.

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

How are people still joining the military? Lack of prospects? I Couldn't imagine serving under Biden, and I was almost going to serve my own Army under Trudeau!

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Ocrazio-Cortez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd imagine Trudy would love to see Canada's Finest in tutu's, have blue hair and carrying Super Soakers

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Endprism 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can’t fix stupid

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

As the Democrats' great foreign affairs expert, Creepy Joe Biden not only bombed Christian Serbia twice, but helped Jimmy Carter send US troops into Iran with no equipment and very little maintenance of that equipment, supported Clinton sending in US troops to Somalia with no armor support, and then as VP launched drones and bombs on many bad and maybe not bad people while financing all sides.

Biden has helped fund bombs all over the Middle East, from the "palestinians" to the Iranians and their gift from Biden and Barry of pallets of cash.

Biden's bombing also meant Biden's brother got $1.5billion for "construction projects" in Iraq.

There is nothing wrong with bombing the enemy. Just that politicians never bomb to win, and while bombing the enemy they not only fund them but invite those same people to live in the West.

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MAGAlorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's hard to ascertain the depths of a leftist's stupidity, being such I don't know what the "bomb" (in quotation marks) is supposed to mean. Do they they think he's going to plant explosives around or run in there with a suicide vest? It's hard to tell with leftists, because they're fucking stupid.

It's hard to gauge their stupidity, as illustrated in this clip: https://youtu.be/kepoJt1VH2I

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CrocodileBeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are also dumb enough to think Eric July the anarchocapitalist is a Trump supporter.

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CatfishJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dumb ass brother-in-law who’s selling his auto repair business so he can retire to Florida told his sister the buyer said he was backing out because Biden stole the election. Now he’s blaming Trump for his problems but the asshole voted for Biden. I got on the phone and told him I hoped he goes bankrupt and loses everything he has. Everyone who works for a living will suffer under Biden but I want democrat voters to suffer the worst. I intend to laugh at every one of those fools who says they can’t find work and can’t feed their family.

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CrocodileBeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the danger of the media. They probably also don’t know that people called Barry Obomber for a reason. And how could they when they weren’t reporting on it then either.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The news told these people Obama ended all the wars. They never told them he bombed 7 different countries an attempt to over throw Libya, Syria, an Ukraine. In their minds Democrats are Anti War.

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember, these are still NPCs. That hasn't changed. The poor thing will forget he ever said this. Within 15 seconds, if asked, the NPC would respond, "[i do nt has any damn idea wut u talkin bout]".

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Rvnyx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden voters were born yesterday

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mk81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low information voters fed low information news

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Christopian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Syria is the favorite to continue our forever wars, but with the false flag Baghdad bombing it's looking like Iraq is the dark horse.

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FrmrAmericanRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

< Meanwhile in Syria >

Biden voters are just the same low-IQ fucks that fail any litmus test for critical thinking. If you can't hold a contrary thought to the mainstream, you're one of those lemmings that buys shit off of informercials at the dead hours of the night on cable.

You're the ones that keep spam going, because just a few of you buy some garbage solicited to your email inbox.

They're the same ones that make the creation of unnecessary laws/regulations, because they were too stupid to do something right, or keep out of trouble from making bad decisions.

Its like Sturgeon's Law - 90% of shit is absolute crap, well, a large amount of the populace isn't fit enough to run the pictogram register at "St. God's" in "Idiocracy" either.

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Mitschu 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're the same ones that make the creation of unnecessary laws/regulations, because they were too stupid to do something right, or keep out of trouble from making bad decisions.

If you've ever wondered why every single plastic bag has some variation of the warning "suffocation hazard: do not use this bag inside cribs, or let unsupervised infants or children play with this bag", remember: Democrat voters exist.

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Kalom69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putting bomb in quotes was the tell that they are fucking brainwashed to hell.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being dumb enough to believe Joe Biden is literally going to "bomb" the Middle East, you all Trumpers are lunatics.

3 months later

Imagine being dumb enough to believe Joe Biden will send troops to Sandganistan, the brief bombing solved all the problems. You Trumpers are lunatics.

6 months later

Imagine being dumb enough to believe Kamala Harris will activate the draft to get us out of this quagmire that Republicans created. You Trumpers are lunatics.

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Mitschu 2 points ago +2 / -0

2024, when they let a swamp RINO have the office to distract attention from 'uni-party conspiracy theories'

It's because Republicans (like Drumpf) are in office that we've been at war for the last four years under the Biden administration.

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DonsPetPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden under Obama is ancient history to the short term memory sorts so you have to go through it with them.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not low-info. Mis-info.

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CJBarnacle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dis-info.

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Miracle_on_Ice 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be shocked at how moronic that person is if it wasn't for the fact that I myself am not a clueless moron. Instead, this is just another predictable day in clownworld.

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OliverWillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you screenshot your own post?

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AntiDespot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He supported every bombing of the Middle East since becoming a senator 50 years ago. I think he also supported doing much more too. This guy is a total Chickenhawk.

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DC_loves_little_boys 1 point ago +1 / -0

surprised this bitch doesn't have a blue check

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

How exactly do you figuratively bomb the Middle East?

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Azrael1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

That one won't age well.