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LiskaEman 286 points ago +287 / -1

Has someone broken the bad news to him/her yet...?

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usdodsgssog 173 points ago +173 / -0

him/her

[triggering intensifies]

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Fenuuk 76 points ago +76 / -0

ecsusse me its attack helicopter bigot

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Sphinx3peat 52 points ago +52 / -0

I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter and my pronouns are my call sign “MAGA45” and “TRUMP#1”.

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MerlynTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Xi Jinping numba 1, Trump numbah 2, Trump numbah...numbah 8.

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NomadicKrow2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Identify as the superior attack chopper. The Cheyenne.

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Justlooking250 10 points ago +10 / -0

COME ON MA'AM !!

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BillBelichick 2 points ago +2 / -0

xhe / xit

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MuzliUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

He/she/they should have written him/her/them

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Here_we_go 21 points ago +21 / -0

Person. Bigit!

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Wankerton 11 points ago +11 / -0

Person! I'm a non person bigot!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 16 points ago +17 / -1

Save the image of the tweet. Then, once the wars starts up again under Biden's regime and we are bombing Middle East, remind the NPC what it said and rub salt in wound.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 23 points ago +23 / -0

It doesn't matter. It never matters. They will say that it's absurd that someone would even suggest it, and then when it actually happens, they will say, yeah but it's different, or it had to happen, or it wasn't his fault.

This is what happened with 3rd trimester abortion. They said, "Nobody wants to make that legal, that's ridiculous". And then when NY passes the bill, they say, well yeah, it needs to be legal for some rare cases, but nobody is really doing it.

If/when Biden (realistically the deep state, Biden is a brain dead zombie who doesn't make any decisions about anything) bombs something in the middle east, they will be totally on board with it.

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Tejanopede 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is the most infuriating thing about interacting with NPCs.

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Pravikekec 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’ll blame it on Trump, duh

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Debunky_Monkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact check: Mostly false. Biden didn't bomb the middle east himself. He ordered the military to do it for him.

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1ValhallaJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's they bigot