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MajJamesMcFarlane 9 points ago +10 / -1

How are they going to tell?

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Elvathelion [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Likely as soon as they open their yaps.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Men" in yoga pants is a dead giveaway.

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HanginChad 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll offer a complementary coffee or a soy latte at the door.

Actually even better, they should just say X% of your sale will be donated to Donald Trump's campaign.

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Testamernt 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is actually perfect. Honestly, it should keep any Xi den supporters from ever even entering his shop.

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blinddoggy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I predict, with reasonable accuracy, using an attractiveness scale of 1 through 10: 1 through 5 are Biden supporters, 6 through 10 are not. You need to hire a woman, though, just to judge the guys.

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IndependentRando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one