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Bidenstoilet 20 points ago +20 / -0

must work like using 2 condoms.....wait....

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Gemina 4 points ago +4 / -0

So... I am eating cherrios and I see your name..."bidenstoilet" was totally worth the loss of my cherrios as I rofled.

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poconopede 10 points ago +11 / -1

2 party system. 2 mask system. rule of two. we're not fighting communists. we're fighting the sith.

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LegionXIII 3 points ago +3 / -0

But we got 2 scoops

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Sever 0 points ago +2 / -2

We have 2 impeachments too. Might be something to this 2 thing.

2 racists cheated and stole the election.

Hmmm...

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike’s bedroom. Two dicks. Strange.....

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ZombieVote2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does double mask help hide ball gag?

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RichyCunningHAAM 1 point ago +1 / -0

It helps to hide Mayor Pete’s bologna breath.

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ravioli_king 10 points ago +10 / -0

Plastic masks are the safest. Especially bags that say this is not a toy.

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DrGreygoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope they all die of pneumonia and bacterial lung infections.

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OutInLeftField25 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slowly and painfully

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Ifififokiedoke 8 points ago +9 / -1

Fuck, I have to fly soon, I should wear 3 masks, a face shield, and gloves to see what reactions I would get.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 6 points ago +6 / -0

and a tyvek suit.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hazmats only, bigot.

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Ifififokiedoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

600$ stimulus cant foot the bill. I did see some old lady wrapped in seran wrap back in june.

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sgt_richard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just put a pillow over your face and end it.

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Granny_git_yer_gun 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just make sure it's a My Pillow

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most comfortable suicide ever.

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maga_espada 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this idea. I fully endorse it. You were two... one for you and one for me. I will continue to happily not own a single one. Thanks.

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Trilby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idea! Spend as little time as possible "around others." Easy for me to say-- I'm an introvert. Introverts may yet inherit the world!

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daveyistheman 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I had the time and the money, I've always wanted to go shopping in a ridiculous bubble suit with a dome around my head hooked up to an air purifier. Just for the lols

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Five_Star_Amenities 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol, I'm double not-wearing that shit.

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KlunniClowns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Double mask, double gloves, double ppe all day everyday-don't forgot your double cup coffee with a sleeve

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macrolinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do I double how much I'm not wearing a mask as a direct inverse to this?

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SpaceRat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doctors recommend wearing 10 masks if you're stupid.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct, however they did produce the battery powered razor that ultrasonically vibrates.

We need an ultrasonic vibrating mask

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TrumpFarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are the same uggers who need to double bag during sex! They’ve waited for these masks! They’re so ugly that just in case one mask falls off they’re still safe from being seen, and so is the world.

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TheTrumpDimension 3 points ago +3 / -0

let the bodies hit the...... FLOOR

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TrumpFarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put a friggin bag over your heads LIBTARD FUKS!

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Double the bacteria colonies, double the fun!

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Erlik_Khan 3 points ago +3 / -0

My coworker regularly wears 3+. I was shocked to learn he was from CA.

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latsbruh 3 points ago +3 / -0

weeeeeeellll if you were really responsible, youd wear 3.......and then throw an extra or two on top. 5 masks, or ill call you a nazi

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dagoat4l 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not 3 face diapers? Why not a bubble suit? A bio suit? Ill just go bareback no bitch virus scares me.

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EllemenoP 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 tier justice system. 2 standards. 7,463 Genders

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait a second guys, this is a good thing!

I got an idea...

Let's tell them to keep putting on more masks, until all the idiots who voted Biden are "asleep"....

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two... that's not going to be nearly enough.

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Zskills 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sensible"

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will give those 2 three or four more masks if they want to wear them all at once.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we just cut the bullshit and just get to the biohazard suits already, WTF?

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cupocovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

But why not ThReeeee masks? One for me, one for you, and one for big brother.

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Socialismsuckz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf

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Kramit 1 point ago +1 / -0

FFS!

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CandyCoated45 1 point ago +1 / -0

those gay birds need to triple the condoms

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OutInLeftField25 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like Pete ButtJizz and his cum dumpster.

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PepeAmericusMaximus 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is called, double cuck

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SFAM1A 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't even wear one tee hee

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SeeIfItMAGAs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda get wearing a real n95 under your faggy fashion mask if you must, but God damn...

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Alias117 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could we do some meme with President Trump said 2 plastic bags over your head does not work against covid 19 and no need to do that because it does not work he is 100% sure bags over your head do not work vs covid, and just watch Democrats keel over because they want to prove him wrong.