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Muttsbitetoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Adam Schiff entered the chat

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Neverstoptrumping [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just in case people didn't feel violated enough. Don't worry the US tax dollars invested in butt hole recognition. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/smart-toilet-grant-flushes-money

'Smart toilet' grant flushes $6.9M away, Rand Paul says

Don't believe it exists... Check this out...

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/308979-actual-internet-of-shit-smart-toilet Analyze your stool/pee with cameras for your dooty and booty! Check out the diagram photos?!!! 🀑🌎

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JoeTalley 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRICELESS

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RiffFantastic 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can get a good look at a t bone steak sticking your head up the ass of a bull, but I prefer to take the butcher’s word for it.

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Gnometard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to wear diapers, farting is super-spreader event.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

People would actually do this if they told them to, is the scary part.

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weren't the forum saying 6 months ago this would lead to butt plugs? #youwerewarned

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3rdAccount 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa just got excited.

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codesherpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does the anal swab resemble a giant cock, seems completely unnecessary.

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter will be first in line....

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mailinvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I came here to say the Biden boys will be handling the anal swabbings personally. They perfected the method of swabbing the anus of young kids while giving two handed shoulder rubs to console them during the test.

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read Pedo Joe can sniff a child's ass from 1/4 mile away

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Zskills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Memes become reality once again

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moron Trudeau to demand five tests per day.

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Pepedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

No wonder blue states are getting the highest infection rates

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Veryslick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sign me up!!!! lol

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boonjosh 1 point ago +2 / -1

I knew this virus was ass.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fang-Fang-Booty-Bang

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nutmeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drive thru testing is going to be interesting....

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Sick_of_the_bs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I totally thought this was photoshopped... That's insane.

I guess the government needs to literally F*ck you to be satisfied...

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Butt Covid No. 2

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Anus_Blenders_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate my species