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posted ago by anon1011101 ago by anon1011101 +1132 / -0

This guy has been one of my closest friends for a decade, we met in college and have been inseparable ever since. He started dating a liberal white woman about 3 years ago, she was always pleasant to me, but definitely a flaming lefty. Anyways fast forward, now they are engaged and I was slated to be a groomsman at the wedding later this year.
Since the election, the fiance has been engaging me about politics on social media. I don't post much political stuff, occasionally gripe about COVID and masks, and she always feels the need to respond with some condescending quip. Fine, I don't care, I'll be civil, you're my best friends' fiance. Well she kept it up, (never once did I start a convo with her) and called the people in the Capitol in DC "terrorists" which I took offense to because I was there and didn't commit any crimes. So I mentioned the reason we have a 2A and since she was born in Canada I shot back, "I know Canada is a second rate country and maybe they don't teach freedom up there." I guess that offended her so much that she made my friend call me and uninvite me to the wedding. Good riddance I guess, too bad it had to be that way.

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Hunter1970 2 points ago +2 / -0

I piss on the lunch of every dizzy bimbo my buddies date on day one, just to prove they have the chops. They come and go, but bromance is forever.

Also, she definitely called the FBI and told them you did something you didn't do.

"Hello, FBI? I know this guy, he was there, he says a lot of radical cis homophobic racist fascist things online... oh, yes, he owns guns, probably fully semi-automatic ones... I don't know about explosives but he has a shed, they'd be in there... yes sir he goes to a bowling alley once a month, it's probably a cover because he meets with other cis white men, they might be plotting something..."

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anon1011101 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

luckily no FBI have showed up yet! i've had the displeasure a few times now