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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all part of the same plan to destroy us. Get a clue.

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CertainlyNotEdward 1 point ago +1 / -0

The person you love most was shot and is bleeding out. Do you a) staunch the wound to stop bleeding, or b) put a splint on their broken arm?

I didn't say it wasn't a problem. I said it was a lower priority.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your metaphor is incorrect.

Me: The monster is headed our way and about to kill us. Let's shoot him in the heart.

You: Stop talking about hearts, let's take out his head.

Dude, it doesn't fucking matter, as long as he dies.