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latsbruh 113 points ago +113 / -0

Jesus was a BIPOC woman. This may be proven false, but is it worth it?

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Maga0351 49 points ago +49 / -0

Don’t forget, Jesus was also a socialist! In their minds:

Jesus = nice Socialism = nice Jesus = socialist

You can’t deny that formula, as long as you don’t actually read the Bible and the communist manifesto side by side.

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murph1953 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus gave us choice. The IRS does not.

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Smurfection 25 points ago +25 / -0

A BLM guy shot a cop in the head last week, murdering the cop, after the guy vandalized a church with graffitti that said "Jesus was a black man".

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/tyler-o-neil/2021/01/22/man-suspected-of-setting-fire-to-church-and-painting-jesus-is-black-kills-cop-in-shootout-n1405183

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus was a black dude, a very special man.

Jesus was a black dude not some white guy with a tan.

~A Man called Sarge

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MaxineWaters4Prez 12 points ago +12 / -0

What the hell is a BIPOC?

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latsbruh 17 points ago +17 / -0

black/indigenous person of color Bro, when they send me to the gulag for reeducation, ill have all the terminology and just lie

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MAUSGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most bizarrely, it seems to be a common term in the UK, where the indigenous people are... white. But we can't acknowledge that.

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S0yboybetacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m kind of pink. Is that a color?

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah but you might want to see a doctor about that

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black, Indigenous, and People of Color

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awoman.

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monkeycat2010 85 points ago +86 / -1

You mean the telescope that Copernicus in 1500 was using?

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YouNeedVPN 64 points ago +64 / -0

Yup. His black slave made that.

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AnointedVisions 52 points ago +53 / -1

"hey slave, go invent and build a thing to look at planets for me"

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 37 points ago +37 / -0

"What thing?"

"You know...the thing...with the the...thing and and and DAMMIT MAN! Knock it off man, cut it out man!"

....holy shit, Joe Biden invented the telescope...

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sentient-potato 13 points ago +13 / -0

How dare you assume zis gender!

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mintscape 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is going to upset the Dutch, they claim to have invented it around 1600.

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Trump__Supporter 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Dutch are black? /s

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mintscape 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are getting there with the migrants and if Beijing Biden carries on in Syria, there will be many more migrants heading to Holland.

Also, the Dutch Santa has a black slave boy, I'm not kidding, around Christmas loads of people put on black face, it's hilarious.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

around Christmas loads of people put on black face, it's hilarious.

And then they get raped to within a MM of their last breath by a somalian

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HarrisonBergeron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just the ones on MLK Drive...

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, he made it in Egypt by constructing it out of mud and polished sand, in between producing bricks for da pyramangs!

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Thiswillbeintheexam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Copernicus wasn't using a telescope. Copernicus was dead 60 years before the invention of the telescope. Galileo used a telescope.

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Xanisor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Galileo was black.

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Gnometard 61 points ago +61 / -0

The racist left does

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Left: "We Love You, Black People!! -- Now, Jam These Super Safe Shots Into Your Arm.."

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Absolute_Savagery 7 points ago +7 / -0

*Hank Aaron has left the chat

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ironhorse 25 points ago +25 / -0

Breaking News; The left invents identity politics. No one gives a fuck.

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RachetQueen2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are the ones who CONTINOUSLY brings up race.

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JohnCocktoasten 57 points ago +57 / -0

Nobody ever thought of smashing peanuts into a paste until 1916.

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Wankerton 22 points ago +22 / -0

Kek. Probably stole it from some indigenous tribe who ground it down with rocks 1,000's of years ago. That dude is a total bigot

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booblitchutz 14 points ago +15 / -1

Don't tell the Thai....

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0095D 15 points ago +15 / -0

Or the Sumerians. All those tahini recipes from, like, a billion BC ago are just propaganda from big sesame.

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably every person in the Thai population who's allergic to peanuts must have already died off from Anaphylaxis, peanuts are used in everything they eat

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randomusers239874 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ironically, it's known that that book was a compendium of folk knowledge, and none of it was George Washington Carver's work. That is literally the reason he wrote the book.

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Shaffro 43 points ago +43 / -0

Jesus is black, Santa is black, the easter bunny is black, Columbus was black, George Washington was black, God is black, everyone on TV, movies, commercials are black.......This is their plan, to get rid of whites.

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Spez_Isacuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

🎅🏿

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Trump__Supporter 12 points ago +13 / -1

I got rid of cable, that removed a lot of black people.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 2 points ago +2 / -0

Santa IS black, but his husband is white!

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will try to take us down, but they can't reach me, sitting up here on top of my Caucasian IQ.

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anon09 30 points ago +30 / -0

2 + 2 = 5

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Thegman 12 points ago +12 / -0

2.3 rounds down to 2. 2.3+2.3= 4.6 which rounds up to 5, checkmate bigot.

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scoobydoobydoo 29 points ago +29 / -0

In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable—what then?

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

SLAP

Was that external or all in your mind?

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ravioli_king 14 points ago +14 / -0

2+2=5 mostly peaceful protests subverting our democracy most secure election in American history no evidence of fraud 1984=2021

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Bogey 12 points ago +14 / -2

HowlingMutant0 is a notorious pedophile, I heard. You may disagree with that and you may have evidence to the contrary but is it really worth losing your job defending a pedophile?

Edit: Howling Mutant is a shit posting account and was being sarcastic. Poe's Law got me.

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NimbleNavigator20202 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Losing my job over" As in because I may bring up something to the contrary....... I'm just going to forget I read this for now

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NadlerShartWaddle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this really worth...

The answer is almost always yes.

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KABOOKIE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Everyone knows the story of TyeElle Scurpes

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Hunter1970 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know what's funny? In Chy-na they teach everyone that all the major inventions are from there. Cars? Chy-na. Radio? Chy-na. The wheel? Chy-na. Peanut butter? Chinamen think everything of significance was invented in Chy-na and the rest of the world just stole it.

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

To play the devil's advocate they did put up a pretty impressive wall. You never hear about Chy-nah having a problem with Mexicans taking their jobs.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

No; just the mongorians

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KarpLykov 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes they invented everything!! Except coronavirus of course.

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

It started when we all were told George Washington Carver invented peanut butter in our public schools.

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Rhondevu85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Virtue signaling is a drug.

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Dragofireheart 5 points ago +5 / -0

A black woman invented the telescope.

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Big_damn_zero 4 points ago +4 / -0

A telescope invented the black woman.

https://i.maga.host/zZzYJdy.png

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LibertySmiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

True.

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Wankerton 3 points ago +3 / -0

A black woman invented the telescope.

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dookiebot 7 points ago +7 / -0

A black TRANS woman invented the telescope. Sure, You may have evidence to the contrary. But is it worth losing your job over it?

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

LaShonda "Shay Shay" Jackson, mistress of Felix Wankel, invented the rotary engine. Prove me wrong... in front of human resources.

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NuclearRocks1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly true 🥴

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 4 points ago +4 / -0

i would absolutely lose my job and wouldn't care, as if i can accept such garbage, i'll make my own shit if i have to, self reliance!! fuck commies!!

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Brulz_Lulz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any job makes being a liar a prerequisite of the job is not worth having.

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Langtath 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile, there's little Adam Neely telling my Sea Shanties came from American black slaves. WTH? There's sheet music from the 1500s with similar music long before whites bought Africans from other Africans.

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Edial 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't think of anything more miserable than having absolutely no value to the world to the extent that you need to steal credit for inventions. But then blacks stealing isn't all that surprising, is it?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chris has been causing a Ruckus at School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ-DUoqtopI

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Brulz_Lulz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at that description

I'm not racist

People need to stop apologizing. They don't respect you for it. In fact they see it as a sign of weakness and will take it as a signal to target you.

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terablelizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cuck.

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loric4882 3 points ago +3 / -0

SUBMIT

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sfmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chilling stuff.

Believe lies or face the consequences.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard Einstein’s slave thought up the theory of relativity

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

is any of this “a black woman invented the telescope” shit actually true? this making me wonder

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MasterOfIllusions 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snopes rates this claim: mostly true. A black trans woman invented the telescope.

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

bruh 😂😂😂

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Skyrison 1 point ago +1 / -0

yap. sadly that's where we are headed in this society in this country

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Ruejitsu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol doesn't even mention her name?must be really important to him.

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HowlinMad 1 point ago +1 / -0

And which black woman would that be, sir?

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YodaBannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Erth

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FreeSpeechMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Lipperhey?

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Progressive thought is so compelling that they have to threaten your livelihood in order to get people to accept it.

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Riblitz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That'll never happen. The Chinese invented the telescope, but failed to see the value in it. Kind of their societal story. But, they sure as hell won't give that one's credit up. A black woman will have to invent something else.

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Weallseethetruth -1 points ago +1 / -2

Take the loss!!! Get fired!! Stand your ground and don't be a bitch!! ... They burned Bruno at the stake for saying the Earth was not the center of the universe!! THAT'S commitment!!... Then they imprisoned Galileo his entire life for fucking proving it and said he used the tools of the devil ... This kind of thing has been going on a long time y'all and because of brave people who stood in the face of fear (bravery) we have grown strong as a world... Let's not go back into the dark ages! Be brave, sacrifice if needed for the truth!!

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buckfoomers 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think the post went over your head.

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RememberKosciuszko 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bigly

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latsbruh 15 points ago +15 / -0

The joke is it may be absolutely false but the left uses race and gender as a shield. if you disagree with proof, theyll still get you fired so you better shut up and agree bigot

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mintscape 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes but the left do not use race and gender as a shield, they use it as a weapon.

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wethedownvoted 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you sure? I see five lights

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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many fingers am I holding up? ---- You are right but I get the reference, lol. No clue who HowlingMutant is or if he believes it. If he does, I'm doubly right, lol.

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YouNeedVPN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, good luck in the bread line.