No, you'll have to do far more than that to impress anyone.
Look, I get it... you've got some blue-haired land whale with a death grip on your tiny package, making sure you go out and at least look like you're trying to fight Orange Man Bad, but you can stand up to her. You don't have to be a pathetic cuck your entire life. She's not that fast, all you have to do is walk normally and your goddess won't be able to shuffle her diabetic legs fast enough to catch you.
No, you'll have to do far more than that to impress anyone.
Look, I get it... you've got some blue-haired land whale with a death grip on your tiny package, making sure you go out and at least look like you're trying to fight Orange Man Bad, but you can stand up to her. You don't have to be a pathetic cuck your entire life. She's not that fast, all you have to do is walk normally and your goddess won't be able to shuffle her diabetic legs fast enough to catch you.
You can be free.
Again, low energy. Try harder.