Holy shit. Stop. My signature changed in less than a year depending on the job I had.

In fact the transition here is precisely what i did over time due to constantly signing off on inspection documents or contracts - I shortened by sig a lot. Changed strokes and structure, ect.

The twitter thread is full of other crazy shit... like him being a body double and crap.

This is the kind've crap that makes us look like idiots, fyi.