Maybe we only eat with using our thumb and forefinger while extending our other fingers out making a "hidden" ok sign. That way we can tell if we are eating fried chicken if everyone else in the restaurant is a secret racist.
Need to stop letting them harp against things that are normal. Should pick something that they enjoy instead. For example, soy causes white supremacists.
Speaking of which, isn't "whitening" ones coffee just the most racist thing you can think of? It reeks of whitewashing and gentrification. From now on, we should all avoid latte beverages, as they are blatantly racist.
You know there's kind of a game about that. Try to think up something that you can Google in the form of "Is [benign random thing] racist?" that won't return results.
It's actually pretty hard to think up something that comes back clean.
Let's convince them trees are racist.
Psshh, where’ve you been?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5196989/City-remove-racist-trees-planted-near-golf-course.html
🤡🌎 damn those racist trees that block golf balls from hitting my house! They must come down... * Crap, why is my window broken?*
The insane part being that they're going to install privacy fences and nets to catch the balls, after paying over $160,000 just to remove the trees!
DAMN YOU, ADDAMS!
lala land
Wow.
Racist trees? it's the shrubbery that offends me, it just sits there, doing nothing but judging me on my swing....remove the Judgmental Shrubbery Now!
The Knights Who Say REEEEE!
holy shit tree's are racist we live in a clown world for real
They've said milk is racist and eating three meals a day is white privilege. We're running out of material. Also, table manners and using utensils is racist. https://www.todaysparent.com/family/parenting/why-the-way-we-teach-kids-table-manners-is-actually-kind-of-racist/
Maybe we only eat with using our thumb and forefinger while extending our other fingers out making a "hidden" ok sign. That way we can tell if we are eating fried chicken if everyone else in the restaurant is a secret racist.
Need to stop letting them harp against things that are normal. Should pick something that they enjoy instead. For example, soy causes white supremacists.
Well, soy milk is white.
Speaking of which, isn't "whitening" ones coffee just the most racist thing you can think of? It reeks of whitewashing and gentrification. From now on, we should all avoid latte beverages, as they are blatantly racist.
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And cauliflower. Cauliflower is racist AND imperialist. Fuck those cruciferous vegetables and their damn privilege.
God bless this place.
Can we do Avocado an Quinoa?
You know there's kind of a game about that. Try to think up something that you can Google in the form of "Is [benign random thing] racist?" that won't return results.
It's actually pretty hard to think up something that comes back clean.
Yeah, like, minorities dont have the same access to trees in the inner cities.