All of this oil is SO dangerous. We better get it out of the ground before it ... umh ... seeps into the ground or something. Maybe we could get the whole country to offer multiple storage containers. I think if every family offered a few storage containers of 25-30 gallons each, we'd be OK. Maybe we could even put our storage containers on wheels so we could all go to a centralized distribution facility. And then if we move all this dangerous oil closer to those centralized distribution facilities by a pipe to keep things nice and safe? Yeah, this could work!!!
All of this oil is SO dangerous. We better get it out of the ground before it ... umh ... seeps into the ground or something. Maybe we could get the whole country to offer multiple storage containers. I think if every family offered a few storage containers of 25-30 gallons each, we'd be OK. Maybe we could even put our storage containers on wheels so we could all go to a centralized distribution facility. And then if we move all this dangerous oil closer to those centralized distribution facilities by a pipe to keep things nice and safe? Yeah, this could work!!!
Funny thing is crude isn't really dangerous at all, refined oil can be though.
The worst thing it does is get on some fucking bird's wings