Sorry Trump, you're not doing it right.

You gotta buy a mansion in DC, and have your own situation room staffed by your key admin officials, with some Media Whores on your payroll to raise a stink anytime the Potato tries to mess with your legacy.

While your at it, travel the globe, meeting with all the foreign leaders you made deals with and tell em, you will be back in a short 4 years and just hold out till then.