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codesherpa 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is neat. I dare you try and move a tank through this, lol. Welcome to Nam, Florida.

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Leadforpeds [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

I think my favorite one is "Mormon Switzerland"

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codesherpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

I missed that the first time reading through it. Montana is like Farcry, except with less cultists and more guns, it kind of true actually.

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yudsfpbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

The last time the US government sent hostile troops to Mormon Switzerland, God himself had to beg the mormons not to kill them all. Instead we sent a few men out to the canyon to harrass the troops nonviolently.

When the troops came to Salt Lake City and saw a freshly plowed field in the center, they backed away and stayed aloof from the mormons. The general knew he was not in control there

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Boogaloo_BOB 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a mormon and a utahn, i begrudgingly agree with the meme's assessment of utahn mormons

But i can guarantee that these people can turn to the mormon Mujahideen on a drop of hat if the church tells them to fight. However, that's pretty unlikely.

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Barbs 4 points ago +5 / -1

“How to Get Nuked 101” is the one that got me, lol.

Definitely saving this one.

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_763U 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump unified us!!

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NeoDragoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Guerilla Warfare's Wet Dream"

Yep, sounds about right.

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2008RonPaul2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is all true. But it's also irrelevant. Why would China need to invade if they and their companies legally own everything, including politicians who will allow them to take what they want? Then, if the natives get restless they aren't fighting chinese soldiers, they're fighting american police.

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Dog_Sniff_Test 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is incomplete: Where the fuck is Biden?

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Fallingshadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one can take over the USA in a direct fight. That's why our enemies have taken the slower approach of subverting us from within, that way we're easier to control. And if America falls it's only because we allowed it to decay from our own inaction.

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_763U 0 points ago +1 / -1

I LIVE IN AL