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codesherpa 168 points ago +169 / -1

What about three masks? Has anyone asked Fauci if three masks are better. How about you just stop breathing completely. You can't spread the rona if you're dead.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

What about 6 Minute Abs?

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Sweetpede 15 points ago +15 / -0

No! 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

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Toe30330 4 points ago +4 / -0

Step into my office.....why?...cuz youre fuckin fired