“So you’re not concerned about voter fraud in your own state of North Carolina?”-Interviewer Lady

“No, Biden won, this was the safest election in the history of all human civilization. I wasn’t aware this would be an adversarial interview, please don’t ask me combative questions...see, I’m saying the same thing as you guys! Please don’t make me look bad on TV! Conservatives and Trump supporters are STUPID. There, I said it! Can I be in the club now???”-Madison “I’m a cunt” Hawthorne