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thunderpussy 7 points ago +7 / -0

"After murdering his parents, the child begged the court for leniency because he is an orphan........".

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tremendous_trump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL. He just wants to buy more Hello Kitty figurines for his room.

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otistoole 4 points ago +4 / -0

My kids turned out really good. Born in late 90's Weird huh considering im basically a hoodrat scumbag. Or used to be But im NOT A LEFTIST so that must be the secret

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its the only thing ive actually succeeded at. Thx <3

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GiantTheAndre 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Me? A worthless asshole? Sorry friend, but I am born in 1980, so you must be mistaken." My argument from now on,lol. Damn I love it here, thanks everyone for everything!

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminder: Parents - it’s time to go old school: 18 and out. Let your kids pay their own way, and stop paying them to support ungrateful curs like this one.

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comakevin76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad.

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DankardJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know you can give money through go fund me but can you take it away? Seems appropriate in this case.