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posted ago by hisnamewasjeff ago by hisnamewasjeff +440 / -0

Two Biden fans beat me up, they had Biden hats and while beating me up they were yelling "This is...uhm..aah..what's the..um..the country...listen, here's the thing, the country, the land, you know man, the..the thing, the country, this is uhm..man..."

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PROBE 19 points ago +19 / -0

Did they tie an air freshener around your neck and then sniff you? I'm literally shaking with PTSD imagining them doing this to you over and over in my head.

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TonsOfSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

They were holding chains and knew about roaches.

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PROBE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop, you son of a bitch!

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Shadowflare 14 points ago +14 / -0

trunalimunumaprzure county! Hold em down Cornpop and ill sniff em!

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Monsieur_Novembre 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you kept the noose the FBI will be there in a second, but make sure to eat your sandwich.

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Bethybethster 9 points ago +9 / -0

“THIS IS COMMIE COUNTRY YOU BIGOT!” I bet they said that as well. What jerks.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did they steal your Jersey Mike’s?

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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Godswillbedone45 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂

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SakaSouffle 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier

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Alaskan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprised to hear both of his fans still hang out together.

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Deanbox 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re you on your way home from Subway?

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Qualmow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Profoundly funny, Fuck. Seriously funny shit.

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MrCripple 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on, man!

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