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Scuffers 228 points ago +228 / -0

As a Brit, this is really frustrating, and not for the obvious reasons...

The Police here are next to fucking useless when it comes to real crime, they simply can't be arsed, yet they seem to have infinite resources for this shit.

much like this story:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9135675/Derbyshire-Police-CANCEL-200-fines-two-women-drove-walk-near-reservoir-backlash.html

or this one:

https://www.news24.com/news24/world/news/coronavirus-uk-police-use-drones-to-stop-dog-walkers-during-20200327

(Same fucking police force - new Chief is a total dick)

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Loc12 151 points ago +151 / -0

True story

Friend of mine in London ( a small woman) gets home and sees her house has been broken into

Calls police from outside the house

They say can you go in and check if they're still in the house

London police are beyond useless

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Scuffers 135 points ago +135 / -0

I have come across plenty of other stories much the same...

Old woman in Chelsea, looks out her back window and see's two men doing over her shed/garage (old house, garage at end of the garden etc)

Phones the police, tells them about it, they reply they have nobody available.

she hangs up, calls back 2 mins later and says there are two men with guns in her shed, all hell breaks loose, 2 vans, two-armed response vehicles, and the chopper within 5 mins.

they catch the buglers etc etc, then the senior officer comes over to the old woman and says "I though you said they were armed?"

She replies "I thought you said you had nobody available?"

That made the local papers but not the nationals though intimidation.

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whippeat 85 points ago +85 / -0

Ha, I heard a very similar story from a friends dad. A guy breaking into his car. He calls the police. Sorry, there’s nobody available. Oh ok, then I’m getting my shotgun and going out there myself. 5 minutes later, shitloads of police turn up.

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Darkheartisland 43 points ago +43 / -0

The government hates competition.

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CertainlyNotEdward 21 points ago +21 / -0

You might learn how unnecessary they are.

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censorthisss 5 points ago +5 / -0

That story is an old joke. It's funny, but likely never actually happened.

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Kaputtmacher 36 points ago +36 / -0

She should have said: 'No problem, I happen to carry a gun'. I bet the police would be there in 3 minutes.

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MrStep 16 points ago +16 / -0

They might ignore burglars in the shed and shoot her instead.

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PhilipeNegro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jeremy Clarkson was always right about English police.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT?! Absolute cucks

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aggressive_oranges 6 points ago +6 / -0

And no doubt she would be the one arrested if she went in and attempted to defend herself against any intruder.

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Liskamm 55 points ago +55 / -0

Same story in central Europe. They're really good at fining people for speeding, parking violations, car modifications and now non-compliance in regards to mask mandates and social distancing rules, but god help you if you actually need them.

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prayinpede 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like how they act like because the woman may have wanted to get arrested, it absolves them of responsibility for arresting her over this bs

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Scuffers 7 points ago +7 / -0

the PR department are as inept as they uniformed colleges...

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magacoder 8 points ago +9 / -1

More about $$$$ than anything. They'd rather you fine you and take your money than protect you.

Not a race thing, it's a class thing.

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Dirk_Diggler 34 points ago +34 / -0

Would you want to go up against armed criminals in a largely unarmed police force? Besides, your "bobbies" are paper tigers. All big and bad when they can push around a law abiders, but are complete nonces against real criminals.

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Supersonic-turtle 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah I’ll take our cops over their cops. Our cops may be dicks half the time but a lot of them don’t run from a fight. For the record I don’t hate cops though I’d rather not interact with them but it’s a thankless job so I appreciate them to that extent.

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R-A-T-S- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well unless they're from Boward County.. amongst other locations.

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miltownMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never been a blue lives matter faggot myself cause I think cops get away with a lot of bullshit, but I still respect the majority.

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KingSweyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Savage problems require savage solutions.

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IsrorOrca 14 points ago +14 / -0

Better be sure to have that TV license though or they’ll be coming for you

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Lepreco-Inc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Defund the police then. Stop calling or relying on them.

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Lurkermon 99 points ago +99 / -0

Police will ignore grooming gangs but don't you dare have cardboard cutouts at your office.

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Elvathelion [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

Now now now, they thought those were actual people who were breaking COVID lockdown restrictions!

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Chaotikizm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Whos to say I didn't have Tom Brady and Trump at my cocktail party.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

If mccauky culkin wanted the police go come protect him in Home Alone they would have busted in when he had the fake party to scare off harry and Marv.

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Dman82 4 points ago +4 / -0

We interrupt this program to remind you mcucky cucklin sucks balls and is a bitch. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming

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HEXEN 20 points ago +20 / -0

Offices need to start acting more like grooming gangs.

Bullies go after the easier target every time.

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KingSweyn 16 points ago +16 / -0

In Rotherham, the cops were part of the grooming gang.

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R-A-T-S- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just gotta tell the police that they're making children goosestep and recite mein kamph while saluting the nazi flag. Then they'll show up, for at least a bit.

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utfanx2 54 points ago +54 / -0

I am going to make a cardboard cutout of my dog, so if the ATF raids my house they might shoot the cardboard cutout instead.

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Elvathelion [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yes, they always go for the dogs first - it reaps rewards because it provokes the homeowner to think he is being attacked by criminals...which, of course he is.

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sad HONK. ☹

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AlcoholicRetard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put the cutout in front of a pile of tannerite and nails.

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geotus3000 40 points ago +40 / -0

2021 is already set to be more retarded than 2020. Clown World never recedes, but only intensifies exponentionally.

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Isolated_Patriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

In 2030 they'll be making memes about how everyone thought 2020 was just a year and not a decade of shit to come.

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Elvathelion [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Will there ever be Peak Clownism?

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geotus3000 21 points ago +21 / -0

Peak Clownism is basically Stalinism. The government becomes profoundly stupid and if you crack a smile at the idiocy of it all you get shot.

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KingSweyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think we've gone past peak clown and straight into "perfect mirror hypocrisy".

There's only one route to sanity. We have to address the brainwashing devices. More accurately, "brain hacking" devices. See, feelings are the navigation system provided by evolution, and they are amazing when in the natural world, but they evolved as handy shortcuts. By hijacking the signals used for navigation, people are easily misled. So easy.

Obviously phones and Facebook and TV, and less obviously, processed food and makeup. These are "hacking devices" used to trick our ancient-technology brains, to broadcast false signals to confuse our navigation systems.

To address these problems, we need unprecedented social upheaval, or we must return to monke.

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Baldursgade 3 points ago +3 / -0

You still get paid for working, traffic laws still make a vague sort of sense, its still possible to communicate via human language...clown world can go many places, that's why it only intensifies and never peaks...humanity will be gone before it peaks

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Muffinman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are in Clown decade. It will get worse before it finally collapses

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Canadean 32 points ago +32 / -0

when the cops show up it was established that the building now was over occupancy because of the polices presence; and the owner was ticketed accordingly for that breach of public health guidelines

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Elvathelion [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

sounds legit, sadly

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DudePlayingaDude 29 points ago +29 / -0

Did they taze the cutouts for noncompliance? lol

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HEXEN 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not all of them. I hear one of them OD'd on fentanyl

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

And one cutout was of a registered Trump voter, so he also got charged with harboring a domestic terrorist.

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outlaw 20 points ago +20 / -0

Liberals are so pathetic

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jetsetradeo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reminds me of the party scene in Home Alone.

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Llanos 13 points ago +14 / -1

"Neighbor turning against neighbor. People who have known each other for years, whose children have played together, suddenly divided by rising cycles of suspicion, hate, and violence. One of the most chilling aspects of the Holocaust, and of other genocides, is the recurrence of this dismal phenomenon in virtually every culture in which genocides have taken place."

https://www.vanderbilt.edu/holocaust/past-series/2013-neighbors-turning-against-neighbors

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grassshrimp 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the most 2021 thing ever. All of the Brits should set up cardboard crowds in order to drive the cops nuts.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0

While the police are obviously as useless as a front-hole on a tranny, let's stop for a moment and recognize the busybody who made it all happen: Thanks, asshole! You are a bad person and you make the world a worse place for being here.

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Commiesarenotpeople 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're becoming more dangerous to liberty loving folk than they are useless now, I'm afraid.

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone should go beat their ass for a couple days in a row.

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Silencemennow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Peoole should start doing this every day and rig them up Home Alone style.

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PatriotPen 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂

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borscht-nazi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite.

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Elvathelion [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time to become less deserving.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

We shall see.

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KingSweyn 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've outlawed peaceable assembly.

This comes after outlawing freedom of worship.

How much more can we take?

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

gulag archipelago if you want a hint

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Baldursgade 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Busy-body" ...or jealous Ex? "Busy-body" ...or dangerous mentally ill sociopath who should have been locked away long ago?

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SomaticallySpeaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kardboard Karen strikes!

Just missing the cape and mask; maybe Lightfoot has one it's not using, as of 1/21.

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Elvathelion [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember the KKK clansmen in the window on a campus? Turned out to be lab equipment with dust covers.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, but LOL. 👌🤡🤦🏼‍♂️

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Saunders 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is to sad and to think they are gonna Cut Trump out of home alone 2 lol. Clown world Bois

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

So basically the police created the exact issue that people were reporting?

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Elvathelion [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's alright when they do it!

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real crime was the Karen who reported it

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MAGA_Skull 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS IS FUCKING CLOWN WORLD!!!####

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MeatShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats some Home Alone shit....and it worked....

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Regnad_2720 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha!

My daughter and I talked about making a bunch of cardboard cutouts for New Years Eve to see if any busy-body turned us in.

Glad we did not waste the time though, neighbors a few doors down had like 30 guests and a bunch of illegal fireworks for New Years.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oy! Do you got a loicense fo' those cutouts, mate!!??

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SteelGhost 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to troll.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

we need to make private property private again. unless you invite them, no tier of law enforcement should be able to set foot on your property and no one can serve you "anything" - warrants, papers, whatever. Some busybody calls the Karen hotline, nothing should be done.

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yeoman3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait and see what they do when they are finally given the order to kill, rape, and maim. You ain't seen nuthin' yet, eh?

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CLF3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Step 1:

Buy cardboard cutouts.

Step 2:

Wait for cop swarm to raid.

Step 3:

Report cops for breaking covid occupancy rules.

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Lilyofthegarden 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cucks who call the police for this and the police who respond like this are the demise of our society.

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SauronWasFramed 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should put one of them on a scale railroad car and have it democrats around the room like it did in that movie.

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antiGen4z 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs to be done all over the world.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cops and social snitches literally falling for some McCauley Caulkin shit lol.

Fuck them idiots.

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

it’s like what that kid would do in the movie “home alone”

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subaru 2 points ago +2 / -0

wtf - cannot have a party - even a cutout doll party

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK.

But does anyone else want to know if the girlfriend was as impressed by the cardboard cutouts as the busy-body?

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Tendies_or_GTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the right question.

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FLmanTampa64 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what policing will look like in all of America soon.

Don't ever, ever give up your guns, under any circumstances.

Also, fk China.

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redpillrising 1 point ago +1 / -0

The UK is another shithole

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Almagest 1 point ago +1 / -0

No different from German collaborators during Nazi Germany who called the State against their neighbors

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! That's top notch trolling right there!

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Azrael1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking gustapo.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't this work on the Wet Bandits in "Home Alone", too?

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0815 1 point ago +2 / -1

Please, when presenting "news" at least list: When? Where? What? Why? The first 3 are minimum requirements for any factual news and too often not mentioned in headline oriented news.

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Elvathelion [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

You could just read some posts in this thread that provides the link.

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warlord1 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID-19 has made people act really gay to each other.

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n4freedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

People should do more of this to waste the systems resources if they're going to be so stupid and tyrannical.

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Kashim11 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy who reported them needs to be held accountable as well.

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

When good men no longer want to be police, who's left to hire?

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Per the plan that would be un soldiers. Obama started it, no way pedojoe won’t continue the move to globalization. Easier to make police do terrible things when they are from somewhere very disconnected from the people they inflict the pain on.

Strong cities network. For governors private army’s not under constitutional law End of local policing 2016! Boiled down to its essence, the SCN is actually a new law-enforcement body whose laws will govern participating cities, including New York, Atlanta, Denver, and Minneapolis, that have already signed on as members. Law-enforcement measures for these cities will dovetail with or emanate from the Institute for Strategic Dialogue and the United Nations, not from the U.S. Constitution and locally elected officials and the laws governing them. In her remarks at the unveiling of this new organization, Attorney General Lynch claimed that the new arrangement would work toward being “an alliance of nations” and would aspire to be “a global community.” The Strong Cities Network, therefore, should be known as a nascent global police force controlled by the United Nations. Where central or global authority doesn’t govern police power, it is controlled locally. When it is controlled by a national or international governing body, as it was in the hands of Germany’s Gestapo, the Soviet Union’s KGB, or the ruling body in a communist-led country, tyranny reigns. https://thenewamerican.com/beware-of-the-strong-cities-network/

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wise words well written.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. Best wishes fren

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Although this May be a report from another country (maybe?) the global plans are the same

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

They never wanted to defund the police. That’s what they say to scare the populace. I have always been fine with ending police forces and figured it would be a big dose of get what you asked for. If Kyle had worn a mask during the confrontation and taken it off once away from it all and just walked off he probably would face no consequences.

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lurkwellmyfriends 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't react. Comply. Take it. If you respond and get angry then you are a white supreme terrorist.

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