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Scuffers 228 points ago +228 / -0

As a Brit, this is really frustrating, and not for the obvious reasons...

The Police here are next to fucking useless when it comes to real crime, they simply can't be arsed, yet they seem to have infinite resources for this shit.

much like this story:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9135675/Derbyshire-Police-CANCEL-200-fines-two-women-drove-walk-near-reservoir-backlash.html

or this one:

https://www.news24.com/news24/world/news/coronavirus-uk-police-use-drones-to-stop-dog-walkers-during-20200327

(Same fucking police force - new Chief is a total dick)

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Loc12 151 points ago +151 / -0

True story

Friend of mine in London ( a small woman) gets home and sees her house has been broken into

Calls police from outside the house

They say can you go in and check if they're still in the house

London police are beyond useless

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Scuffers 135 points ago +135 / -0

I have come across plenty of other stories much the same...

Old woman in Chelsea, looks out her back window and see's two men doing over her shed/garage (old house, garage at end of the garden etc)

Phones the police, tells them about it, they reply they have nobody available.

she hangs up, calls back 2 mins later and says there are two men with guns in her shed, all hell breaks loose, 2 vans, two-armed response vehicles, and the chopper within 5 mins.

they catch the buglers etc etc, then the senior officer comes over to the old woman and says "I though you said they were armed?"

She replies "I thought you said you had nobody available?"

That made the local papers but not the nationals though intimidation.

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whippeat 85 points ago +85 / -0

Ha, I heard a very similar story from a friends dad. A guy breaking into his car. He calls the police. Sorry, there’s nobody available. Oh ok, then I’m getting my shotgun and going out there myself. 5 minutes later, shitloads of police turn up.

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censorthisss 5 points ago +5 / -0

That story is an old joke. It's funny, but likely never actually happened.

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Kaputtmacher 36 points ago +36 / -0

She should have said: 'No problem, I happen to carry a gun'. I bet the police would be there in 3 minutes.

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MrStep 16 points ago +16 / -0

They might ignore burglars in the shed and shoot her instead.

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PhilipeNegro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jeremy Clarkson was always right about English police.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT?! Absolute cucks

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aggressive_oranges 6 points ago +6 / -0

And no doubt she would be the one arrested if she went in and attempted to defend herself against any intruder.

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Liskamm 55 points ago +55 / -0

Same story in central Europe. They're really good at fining people for speeding, parking violations, car modifications and now non-compliance in regards to mask mandates and social distancing rules, but god help you if you actually need them.

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prayinpede 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like how they act like because the woman may have wanted to get arrested, it absolves them of responsibility for arresting her over this bs

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Scuffers 7 points ago +7 / -0

the PR department are as inept as they uniformed colleges...

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magacoder 8 points ago +9 / -1

More about $$$$ than anything. They'd rather you fine you and take your money than protect you.

Not a race thing, it's a class thing.

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Dirk_Diggler 34 points ago +34 / -0

Would you want to go up against armed criminals in a largely unarmed police force? Besides, your "bobbies" are paper tigers. All big and bad when they can push around a law abiders, but are complete nonces against real criminals.

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Supersonic-turtle 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah I’ll take our cops over their cops. Our cops may be dicks half the time but a lot of them don’t run from a fight. For the record I don’t hate cops though I’d rather not interact with them but it’s a thankless job so I appreciate them to that extent.

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R-A-T-S- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well unless they're from Boward County.. amongst other locations.

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miltownMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never been a blue lives matter faggot myself cause I think cops get away with a lot of bullshit, but I still respect the majority.

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KingSweyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Savage problems require savage solutions.

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IsrorOrca 14 points ago +14 / -0

Better be sure to have that TV license though or they’ll be coming for you

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Lepreco-Inc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Defund the police then. Stop calling or relying on them.

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