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Loc12 151 points ago +151 / -0

True story

Friend of mine in London ( a small woman) gets home and sees her house has been broken into

Calls police from outside the house

They say can you go in and check if they're still in the house

London police are beyond useless

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Scuffers 135 points ago +135 / -0

I have come across plenty of other stories much the same...

Old woman in Chelsea, looks out her back window and see's two men doing over her shed/garage (old house, garage at end of the garden etc)

Phones the police, tells them about it, they reply they have nobody available.

she hangs up, calls back 2 mins later and says there are two men with guns in her shed, all hell breaks loose, 2 vans, two-armed response vehicles, and the chopper within 5 mins.

they catch the buglers etc etc, then the senior officer comes over to the old woman and says "I though you said they were armed?"

She replies "I thought you said you had nobody available?"

That made the local papers but not the nationals though intimidation.

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whippeat 85 points ago +85 / -0

Ha, I heard a very similar story from a friends dad. A guy breaking into his car. He calls the police. Sorry, there’s nobody available. Oh ok, then I’m getting my shotgun and going out there myself. 5 minutes later, shitloads of police turn up.

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Darkheartisland 43 points ago +43 / -0

The government hates competition.

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censorthisss 5 points ago +5 / -0

That story is an old joke. It's funny, but likely never actually happened.

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Kaputtmacher 36 points ago +36 / -0

She should have said: 'No problem, I happen to carry a gun'. I bet the police would be there in 3 minutes.

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MrStep 16 points ago +16 / -0

They might ignore burglars in the shed and shoot her instead.

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PhilipeNegro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jeremy Clarkson was always right about English police.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT?! Absolute cucks

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aggressive_oranges 6 points ago +6 / -0

And no doubt she would be the one arrested if she went in and attempted to defend herself against any intruder.