I have come across plenty of other stories much the same...
Old woman in Chelsea, looks out her back window and see's two men doing over her shed/garage (old house, garage at end of the garden etc)
Phones the police, tells them about it, they reply they have nobody available.
she hangs up, calls back 2 mins later and says there are two men with guns in her shed, all hell breaks loose, 2 vans, two-armed response vehicles, and the chopper within 5 mins.
they catch the buglers etc etc, then the senior officer comes over to the old woman and says "I though you said they were armed?"
She replies "I thought you said you had nobody available?"
That made the local papers but not the nationals though intimidation.
Ha, I heard a very similar story from a friends dad. A guy breaking into his car. He calls the police. Sorry, there’s nobody available. Oh ok, then I’m getting my shotgun and going out there myself. 5 minutes later, shitloads of police turn up.
True story
Friend of mine in London ( a small woman) gets home and sees her house has been broken into
Calls police from outside the house
They say can you go in and check if they're still in the house
London police are beyond useless
I have come across plenty of other stories much the same...
Old woman in Chelsea, looks out her back window and see's two men doing over her shed/garage (old house, garage at end of the garden etc)
Phones the police, tells them about it, they reply they have nobody available.
she hangs up, calls back 2 mins later and says there are two men with guns in her shed, all hell breaks loose, 2 vans, two-armed response vehicles, and the chopper within 5 mins.
they catch the buglers etc etc, then the senior officer comes over to the old woman and says "I though you said they were armed?"
She replies "I thought you said you had nobody available?"
That made the local papers but not the nationals though intimidation.
Ha, I heard a very similar story from a friends dad. A guy breaking into his car. He calls the police. Sorry, there’s nobody available. Oh ok, then I’m getting my shotgun and going out there myself. 5 minutes later, shitloads of police turn up.
The government hates competition.
That story is an old joke. It's funny, but likely never actually happened.
She should have said: 'No problem, I happen to carry a gun'. I bet the police would be there in 3 minutes.
They might ignore burglars in the shed and shoot her instead.
Jeremy Clarkson was always right about English police.
WHAT?! Absolute cucks
And no doubt she would be the one arrested if she went in and attempted to defend herself against any intruder.