Twitter permanently suspends My Pillow CEO. GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER.
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All he ever wanted was for America to have a good night's rest. And to kick some commie ass!
I’d watch that movie!
Opening scene. Evening in the suburbs. A tall, muscular man with windswept hair and a determined jaw is busily moving packages around the back of his truck. A group of friendly kids approaches.
Neighborhood children: Hey Mr. Lindell! Whatcha up to?
Mike Lindell: Hey kids! I have to deliver these pillows or the citizens of <town name> won’t get a good night’s sleep!
Neighborhood child #1: Benjamin Franklin said, “Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”
Neighborhood child #2: Your pillows sure are the best, Mr. Lindell.
Neighborhood child #3: What’s that sound over there?
Neighborhood child #4: It looks like Antifa thugs and Communists!
Mike Lindell: Run along home, kids. I’ll handle this. <Rips off shirt to reveal totally jacked and ripped physique. Soundtrack strains of AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL are heard.>
Gang of Communists and Losers approaches. Zoom in on Lindell’s face.
Mike Lindell, gritting his teeth: I have to deliver these pillows or the citizens of <town name> won’t get a good night’s sleep!
Loser #1: Oh no! It’s the Based Pillow Merchant!
Loser #2: Incoming!
<A volley of incoming soft, luxurious pillows lands amongst the communists and antifa morons.>
Loser #3: Look out!
Loser #4, obviously upset: What are we going to do with all of these premium, made-in-America pillows??
Mike Lindell: What’s the matter? I thought you communists and shills loved FREE STUFF!
<Another round of unbelievable pillows, believe me, lands amongst the stinky, dirty crowd causing them to disperse.>
Mike Lindell tucks his crisp, starched shirt back into his pants and returns to his truck, knowing that the battle is over but the war has just begun.
Mike Lindell: I have to deliver these pillows or the citizens of <town name> won’t get a good night’s sleep!
Mike Lindell fan fiction. Only on patriots.win. sigh I love this site.
Hollywood needs Jesus and you.
Keep going, I'm almost there!
Someone needs to put Mike L's face on Grounds Keeper WIllie's body.. THAT'S MR. PILLOW TO YOU, YOU COMMIE BASTARDS!
Get off of twitter, and support Amazon getting Unionized, promote a national strike day for amazon
Before purchasing on Amazon contact the seller directly.... Take the extra step. Most sellers do not want to give a % of their money to Amazon.
Holy shit you made my day with that opening score!
Get Kevin Sorbo to play him and Patterson/Saint James Street James to film it "Pillow Boy 3: Muffling out the violence".