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I sexually identify as a turdgolemite (T in LGBT, you ignorant bigots). I express my sexuality by making statues out of my feces in public restrooms. If you take down one of my poop golem statues, then you have literally murdered one of my lovers. I demand acceptance! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Thudd ago by Thudd +126 / -1
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– FLYWHEEL_PRIME 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is peak shitposting right here boys

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– LibertyontheRock 5 points ago +5 / -0

mic drop for sure!

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– Alloutwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣Not even sure you're joking.Clownworld.

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– TheJustin 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are brave and stunning. We Salute You as you celebrate you were unique and beautiful path.

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– TheJustin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fight the heteronormative coprophobes

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– A_Colostomy_Bag 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's very coprophilic of you!

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– Patriot3per 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is your mortal enemy janitorial staff?

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– Thudd [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Janitors? You mean genocidal poopophobes?

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– Thudd [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

This might help you:

https://www.bustle.com/p/8-lgbtq-activists-share-what-love-is-love-means-to-them-in-donald-trumps-america-7278041

TLDR: Love Is Love means hate Orange Man and stay in line, comrade groupthinker! Also: tolerate my poop simulacrum!

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– meetmeattheboarder 4 points ago +4 / -0

To each their own.

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– Pedrohk 4 points ago +4 / -0

I salute you sir ... I really have no other response to that one . Well done.

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– quotahire 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a quality turd golem

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– Thudd [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have high standards

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– Fieldsl22 3 points ago +3 / -0

rarely does something force me to crack a smile....well done

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– Kekistaniphil 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Lesbian Gay Bisexual Turdgolemite" LGBT spelled out? Or something new to call lefties?

"Y'all are a bunch of lesbian gay bisexual turdgolemites".

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