Sounds like it'll be something like this:

We, the tyrannical people of the DNC Cabal, in Order to form a perfectly horrific commUnionistic Hell, disestablish Justice, promote the perpetual Welfare state, and destroy the Blessings of Liberty bestowed upon us by people who would slay us where we stand, do disdain and desecrate the former Constitution for the United States of America, and install ourselves as the perpetual Masters of these now Disunited Socialist States of Amerika.