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FuckGovernment 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hate lawyers.

But then I learn about Texas attorneys and my mind changes.

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hloblart 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hundreds of over the top Texan attorney TV advertisements from my childhood just flashed before my eyes.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you been injured by Hunter?

Call the Texas Hammer!

I’ll hammer his pecker until he lays off the coke, hookers, and minors.