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sad_clown2 15 points ago +15 / -0

maybe we should put a stock option to follow Pelosi stock buys so we can use the insider information that she uses.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

This actually isn't a bad idea.

Maybe this is why Diet Shasta was next on the trending list.

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BoffoTheClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pelosi will pretend that our copycat purchases drive the prices, and thats why she never loses. She might even approve of us doing this and giving her cover.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing can happen to her. We might as well profit too. Fuck 'em.

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BewareOfThePug 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diet Shasta? Really...

Read the text midway down the screen of this 3 year old video.

https://gfycat.com/totalsarcasticbongo

Image:https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AbG6u86t4bA/maxresdefault.jpg

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NomadicKrow2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I'm referencing hahaha