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marishiten 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she was in her office and turned her lights off, cowered under he desk while hyperventilating in a paper bag.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

"They came to assassinate me!" shouted the donkey-faced moron, as she trembled and sobbed in the dark.