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TwoBallCureAll 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I don't think my MAGA thong wearing wife will be able to cope with this.

The first time she went to a newly built HEB, she bought HEB brand pedialyte for the sole purpose of one (or both) of us needing it after marathon fucking until dehydration occurred. Now, every time she buys that HEB pedialyte.....

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I just convinced myself that she does NOT need to know this information. I considered myself a strongly principled pede up till now. Risking future dehydration inducing hardcore sex is where I draw the line...kek