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ColonelTravis 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don’t know how many are old enough to remember, but the Enquirer actually turned out to be one of the authoritative sources of info, on the O.J. Simpson case. How? They literally dug through garbage, to get it.

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tdavis25 16 points ago +16 / -0

AKA, did some actual fucking journalism.

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Licensetomeme 4 points ago +4 / -0

What does that last word mean? Isn’t that just the title people use to get away with calling conservatives of all colours racist?

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Americanapplepie [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha HA! Yes!

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PROBE 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn it...it was right before us the entire time.

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Porkbut 13 points ago +13 / -0

I call this the "men in black principle"

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TexasPiper 9 points ago +9 / -0

The “hot sheets”

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ngc6086 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say that lol

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Titan93 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plausible deniability. I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA put these out to lose the scent. That's why they publish so many absolutely fake stories about "celebrities"

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you never see anyone buying one of those from the checkout aisle

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

People subscribe.

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Shmioighan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm suddenly reminded on The Men in Black.

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dammit, it's been 30 years since I had one of my Bat Boy nightmares and now you're telling me he's real?!

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RONIN808 4 points ago +4 / -0

by now he must be a Bat Man.

ill see myself out...

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Americanapplepie [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

All apologies Pede. Bat Boy night terrors are real and I don’t shame you for them.

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TheUpsetter 6 points ago +6 / -0

The National Enquirer is easily more credible than the NYT, or any other main stream news source. They broke the John Edwards affair when the entire media was turning a blind eye, and even outright mocking them for it, and everything they reported turned out to be true.

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ubermk3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plot twist: Tabloids have always been a psy-op to trick us into dismissing the ugly truth as conspiracy nonsense.

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YodaBannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo boingo 💥

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

MIB proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

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HunterBidensCrakPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

tommy lee jones tried to warn us in 'men in black'. wonder if the rest if the movie was real as well.

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't laugh, but can someone explain the whitewater scandal? I don't know the details and wasn't sure the best resource for the truth, except for here.

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Americanapplepie [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed Pede.......indeed.

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they did fact check. They are more truthful than the msm.

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Kpstyles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checks out

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verse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, but also no

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Americanapplepie [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect.

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DoMe22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk, man. The one with Hillary and that Baby alien tells me every media is still grain of salt.

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TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

.... I’m. ... well shit.

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ummm didn't you ever see Men in Black, great joke in the movie.

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AraphelEinSof 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hollywood told you that in MIB. Folks don't know how to listen.