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JESUSJUGS 943 points ago +943 / -0

Not breathing: 100% effective!

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Deadpool 361 points ago +362 / -1

Can we just encourage all liberals to use/recycle their plastic grocery store bags as a mask? Double or triple bag themselves. All of our problems solved.

These liberals do want to save the earth through depopulation right? Just being helpful 🐸👌

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MegaMagaManX 166 points ago +166 / -0

"Plastic bags make great masks, here's why"

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ClownTamer 65 points ago +66 / -1

You can also cut off the virus completely by blocking the air flow to the lungs with a noose.

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ComanChi 28 points ago +30 / -2

Just think about it. If all of the idiots who believe in wearing face diapers wore two or three masks then that would negate mask wearing for everyone else who doesn't believe in the globalist lies.

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fuckthatt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't want to spread the stupid around would ya?

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Skogin 17 points ago +18 / -1

Starve the virus of cells to infect by stepping into this oven ➡️

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Studies show the virus can’t survive direct contact with fire. If you drink diluted liter fluid and light your tongue briefly, that’ll be enough to prevent you from ever testing positive for it again.

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JoeSlidinsNose 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha The usernames that come along on this site are top notch and only get better.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free train rides.

Alas these bastards won’t be meaning the Trump Train.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆

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BigAmericanParty 18 points ago +18 / -0

CDC APPROVED DUCT TAPE NECK SEALER

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

May as well use that flex seal shit at this point this is getting so absurd. Fake news media just resembles a comedy sketch show.

This triple mask thing has the same surreal humour feeling as that 6 blade razor skit years ago..Saturday night live was it? Can’t recall.

“NEW! FAUCI BRAND SUPER QUAD MASK! 4 times the layers! 4 times the virtue!”

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NeoDragoon 5 points ago +5 / -0

That article is trash, it mentions nothing about having to use duct tape to seal it.

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Efrum 3 points ago +4 / -1

"It's the proper application of the duct tape at the neck"

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loverat 56 points ago +58 / -2

Perfect solution - I'm in. Also I didn't know cunts could breath - I don't hear mine breathing =)

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OGpsywar 84 points ago +84 / -0

Since the effectiveness of the best cloth masks is not even 3% (and even That ignores nano-aerosolizing for 26+ feet, and also the vector for infection actually being the eyes) ..

.. then the concept of "two" 3% masks achieving "70%", and "three" 3% masks achieving "90%" seems like .. what's that word I'm looking for? .. oh yeah, A Fucking Medically Illiterate LIE.

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donaldismydad 13 points ago +13 / -0

this brings new meaning to reducing CO2 emissions, or as billy gates would put it, depopulation for about 7 billion carbon emitting homo sapiens. can i sell reverse carbon credits to double, triple masked white-liberal-supremacists worldwide? something tells me they gladly buy them, to save grandma from covid AND the coming climate change apocolypse!

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

What so he can kill grandma in the nursing home??? Not getting his business model.

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Guillotifa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same as the nazis. Eliminate old folks, physically handicapped, minorities.

Now brought to you courtesy of faux pandemics and abortion.

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill was raised by a eugenics promoting Planned Parenthood board member.

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I wonder how many bowls they had to pass back and forth before settling on "efficiency." English isn't their first language. It isn't any language to them for that matter.

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Skogin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes.

My hypothesis is doorknobs - fingers - eyes.

But the fake pandemic is gay.

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂 This made my whole morning!

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booblitchutz 34 points ago +34 / -0

A Modest Proposal

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment, probably unfortunately went over a lot of Pedes’ heads.

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat the Poor.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soylent Green is people!

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t think public schools allow students to read sarcastic essays by non-trans non-POC authors anymore, do they?

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acasper 18 points ago +18 / -0

Whenever I suggest that they kill themselves they call me a bigot. All I want is to reduce carbon emissions and strain on our food systems.

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Coldbyte 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have to tie it tight at the bottom.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 42 points ago +42 / -0

Beat me to it by 2 minutes

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WeAreGonnaWin 34 points ago +34 / -0

I can't breathe!

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ViolentNPCS 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah, that's the heteroblancopatriarchy.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know Fentanyl Floyd didn't die of being choked, right? You've read the autopsy, right? Because that restraint doesn't cause choking/strangulation.

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DeportingShills 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn't read anything except the meme text they saw on reddit.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

'just trying to help'

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SpaceForceMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, how does that triple mask stand up against Triple Super Covid?

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Licensetomeme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cov57, you mean?

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BilbroNaggins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Batman Forever soup.

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Konsaki 8 points ago +8 / -0

And that's a good thing!

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was way ahead of us it seems. LMAO!!!!!

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 womenutes* you xigot!

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SideOBeef2016 21 points ago +21 / -0

JESUS JUSGS THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKINT NUTS

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Garrettlst 13 points ago +13 / -0

LMFAO!!!

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Numaeus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dem voters are perfectly safe, then!

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j_dog 334 points ago +334 / -0

Loss of IQ from triple-masking: 90%

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CannonballJunior 79 points ago +79 / -0

So that'll leave 'em with an IQ of about 4.

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Dereliction 53 points ago +53 / -0

Well someone is being generous today.

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iminlovewithtrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

How did we let them steal the election when they can't even open a door?

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KingBasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because RINOs are even stupid than Dems. At least Dems know how to steal daylight.

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because everyone with government power and the ability to LARP their way through life was colluding.

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TangerineShine 20 points ago +20 / -0

Brain death by prolonged hypoxia

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Donarudo_Taranpu 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Somalians will be able to outsmart us, it's all part of their plan!

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BigAmericanParty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never learn how to write, so we can't read your plan. Genius.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +5 / -2

He said Loss.

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CannonballJunior 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's right.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

By leftist logic, that means they'll have to wear 4 masks, confirmed.

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bigdaddy2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do masks actually cause brain damage? Even the bullshit cotton ones?

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CannonballJunior 40 points ago +40 / -0

Not sure, but they definitely reveal it.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know those people working in factories, mines, and any other poorly ventilated workplace?

This is what is happening to their brains. Masks are making it harder to breathe and function effectively in these work environments, clearly exacerbating the issue.

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FattyWatt 9 points ago +11 / -2

YES. Any lack of Oxygen does.

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DJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, but nothing compared to what a few beers will do hic

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Xanisor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two mask give the same damage as one year at a liberal arts college.

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Patriotfire1990 4 points ago +4 / -0

Raises your CO2 levels dramatically

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

I swear they're just trolling the dumbfucks now.

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit. I knew I should have scrolled down before commenting.

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datahog1776 294 points ago +295 / -1

LOL!!!!! Totally called it - they are gonna continue this just to see how far people will go.

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Howz3r420 140 points ago +140 / -0

My thoughts exactly. It's like they are straight fucking with people now, for their sheer entertainment.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m sure plastic will be the next thing

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DonJr2032 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why don’t they just promote a single N95 mask, or a gas mask? Those are more effective, and you don’t have to wear multiple

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because then they can't torment us with the idea that the mask is there to save "grandma".

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Forgototherpassword 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm sure China is enjoying the income. Besides the people wearing the Speedo version pictured.

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MakeWorldGreatAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

My conclusion from this stupid idea: some companies are making nice profits with mask manufacturing. A lot of them are from Chy-na (and other Asia region) and they mass produce em cheap.

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ShadowyMrBlank 62 points ago +63 / -1

They are now embracing evil in its purest form: suffering for the sake of suffering.

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America1stAndOnly 33 points ago +34 / -1

They were always doing this.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 6 points ago +7 / -1

And we've always been at war with Eastasia..

No, Leftists are not "suffering for the sake of suffering". They believe they're "saving lives" by suffocating themselves, but deep down they know they're just virtue signaling for the people around them.

"Do not attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

"There comes a point in which we must acknowledge that someone's actions are not being done in ignorance, but with malicious intent to harm." - Me

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're using complacent morons as pressure to get others to comply. Those that don't... get the 1st to stop clapping treatment.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, and this is why I hardly ever leave the house anymore.

No, it's not "healthy", but I work from home already and they've shut down everywhere I'd want to go, so it's not like there's anywhere for me to go anyway. I just don't want to deal with the masks and I don't want to force my kid to wear them any more than absolutely necessary.

I just get groceries delivered. Saved a crapton of money in the past year...not that it'll be worth anything after Biden has his say.

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stalin is the most evil man to have ever lived and the fact that there are so many that worship him today is very disturbing and frightening.

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Saltyminer11 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes that is what evil people do.

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ViolentNPCS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Faggots needed a higher virtue to signal to. 2nd mask proves that you're more virtuous than the slightly more hetero crowd.

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NormaJeanRocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cover your whole face and cut out eye holes lol.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm tempted to get a haz-mat suit just to troll people

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DiscoverAFire 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know a dude who wore a milsurp gasmask to the airport. They made him take it off because it freaked out too many people.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

So using actual proven and fact based air filtration isn't allowed, but masks which are proven as ineffective are allowed.

Fucking clown world.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think a plague mask will suffice.

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GreatestPresidentEvr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think a plague mask will suffice.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please don't. You'll give Fauci ideas...

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idkfa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tried, the loops hurt my ears 😂

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Karen will give you a double nod.

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Pede3 9 points ago +9 / -0

So how well was this studied? 😂 I realize that wearing an N95 would not be practical for most due to cost and availability, and only saw gas masks/plague doctor masks at the beginning of 2020.

Nobody is going to comply, even if Biden sends us a supply of N95 masks in the mail.

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reagan2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. It's a great experiment.

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itpeeswhenibern 246 points ago +246 / -0

QUAD MASKS

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slangin_paint 134 points ago +134 / -0

LUDACHRIS MASKS

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ripley88 68 points ago +68 / -0

They've gone to plaid!

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Licensetomeme 36 points ago +36 / -0

But sir, nobody’s gone that retarded before!

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JudicialDredd 21 points ago +21 / -0

Suck! Suck! Suck!

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Licensetomeme 20 points ago +20 / -0

They don’t make movies like that anymore and likely won’t until the other side regrows a pair.

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CookiesNCream 8 points ago +8 / -0

I said that the other night while we watched Tremors. sigh

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Recusant_Apparatchik 21 points ago +21 / -0

Plaid masks?

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SpaceRat 12 points ago +12 / -0

HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Almagest 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omg UT reference

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MageGills 4 points ago +4 / -0

M-M-M-M-MONSTER MASK!!

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

/r/theydidthemask

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER MASKS!!!!!

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h4b1t 7 points ago +7 / -0

ludacwis max

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!!

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MegaMagaManX 36 points ago +36 / -0

Stack effect, 100 masks make you immortal

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603win 30 points ago +30 / -0

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh MONSTER MASK...mask...mask...

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Absolute_Savagery 11 points ago +11 / -0

GODLIKE!!!!!!

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

LEL

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MageGills 1 point ago +1 / -0

HUMILIATION

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 29 points ago +29 / -0

WHERE IS THE MASK BOT?!

We need a mask bot that tells us how many miles of masks we've got left until we reach Wuhan.

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JoePedo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I never knew how much I needed this until now.

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Diotima 4 points ago +4 / -0

Quintopal masks!

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Trumperette1 197 points ago +197 / -0

Suffication, 100%.

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xelphia 61 points ago +61 / -0

Don't give a

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MAGAForeverF 57 points ago +57 / -0

FUCK

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Muffinman 48 points ago +48 / -0

If I cut my arm

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ReedJones 42 points ago +42 / -0

bleeding.

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chelthing 34 points ago +34 / -0

🎶🎸🎶🎸🎶🎸🎶

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Pede3 27 points ago +28 / -1

This is my last resort

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Jabron661 12 points ago +12 / -0

I..... CAN"T ......GO......ON......

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TomWolfsTinyDick 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mass suicide so we don't die from COVID-19.

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

I CAN'T BREATHE!

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Gurren_Laggan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, I've seen this one before!!! .jpeg

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HappyPedeInCA 176 points ago +177 / -1

So this means they admit that all along one mask actually didn’t do anything?

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slangin_paint 87 points ago +87 / -0

I think this means 1 mask was roughly 45% effective, which actually makes sense when you have your head up you ass.

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booblitchutz 40 points ago +40 / -0

This was the solution my wife and I came up with. Everyone concerned about mask efficiency should just have their mouth and nose surgically attached to their own assholes to guarantee the safety of their air supply permanently.

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Donger-Lord2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if they do that soon.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plastic tubing?

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? Are you trying to kill Grandma, Grandma Killer?

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course! That nazi bigot needs to go!

/s

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deleteDems 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inserting head into anus fully is actually 100% effective for preventing covid

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trump2036 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Why do you hate people?" said the girl with purple hair, a nose ring, sporting a t-shirt that says she's had 22 abortions, and doesn't see anything wrong with putting covid infected into nursing homes.

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ViolentNPCS 2 points ago +2 / -0

And is appointed by the fraudulent POTATUS.

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Freedomseeker12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus fucking Christ, POTATUS is my new favorite word

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Johnfox13 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wonder what the efficiency of one mask is lol

Just wear a hazmat you granny killer

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MAGASpaceCat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. Especially those surgical masks that most people were wearing.

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Xanisor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then how could we survive this deadly deadly pandemic with just one mask?

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ColonelTravis 115 points ago +115 / -0

Yo, dawg, we heard that you like carbon dioxide...

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least we know your mask is safe. Mask your mask!

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Jarlason10 1 point ago +1 / -0

How long until they say that humans breathing is a contributing factor to global warming?

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ViagraFalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

You need to kill yourself to save the environment.

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CommunismIsForLosers 108 points ago +108 / -0

Doing nothing: 99.96% effective!

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Be_Banned 25 points ago +26 / -1

According to the CDC, you are correct.

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ViagraFalls 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just get coronavirus on purpose. It's not a big deal. It might be as bad as a flu at worse. It didn't do much to me.

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chambleepede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you remember the fear porn story from last summer... man in Texas dies after attending coronavirus party?

It was all over the news. Except... no name for the deceased. One quote from a doctor who says nurses happened to hear his final words.

"I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not."

Those were the final words of a 30-year-old patient who died at Methodist Hospital in San Antonio this week after attending a so-called "COVID party," according to the hospital.

Dr. Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital, said in a recorded statement that the unidentified patient told nurses about the party, which she said is hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.

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Gilead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biggest LARP I’ve ever seen. Bigger than Q.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I don’t know, what you have here is a doctor with interest in covid being taken seriously for financial and political reasons having maybe heard from nurses who reportedly heard from an unidentified person with an unknown medical history about maybe getting it at a party... that’s about as solid as evidence gets.

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chambleepede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. And EVERY SINGLE STORY has inly the one quote.

I know probably 50 people at this point who have had covid. 2 to 3 days. Fever. Cough. And some lose taste and smell for a prolonged period.

This was an intentional misinformation campaign.

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A_common_deplorable 77 points ago +77 / -0

At this point placing your entire head in a plastic bag will be the only way to 100% prevent coronavirus infection

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Formerlurker92 [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

I give it one month

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Frosty468 74 points ago +74 / -0

The left meme's itself.

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slangin_paint 22 points ago +22 / -0

And peoples be sayin the left can't meme. Pfft

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lmao they dont realize how funny this is

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Zskills 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the funniest part to me

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still cant believe thats not a meme lol

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Almagest 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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Belgian_Rofl 10 points ago +10 / -0

My favorite part is that it cites a study at the bottom. There is no study about dual mask/triple mask effectiveness, it's an article in a paper that's the opinion of two people: https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/in-protecting-the-wearer-two-masks-can-be-better-than-one-scientists-say7151868/

There is an actual study out there that investigates multi-material discrete layers but that's different than two/three cloth masks as this is purporting: https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acsnano.0c03252

Also note this study came out almost a year ago. I would also point out that during normal breathing you don't actually have a large aerosol spray, which this is supposed be effective at blocking. In fact, heavy breathing leads to more moisture buildup and would have a more concentrated aerosol and a higher exhale velocity (think if you've ever worn a cloth mask while skiing, at the end of a few runs it's fairly damp.)

Anyway, the whole study is interesting, but uses an ideal setup to determine the level of theoretical max blockage, and wouldn't be indicative of real world use/results.

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LogicalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

I was searching every journal I could find and realized that this 'source' study must have been faked or lied about.

We need to harass CNBC about this.

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know! Its like all you have to do is find a picture from a movie and insert a headline!

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Lipscarf 45 points ago +45 / -0

Please tell me this is a joke

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Formerlurker92 [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

Sorry to disappoint, tis real

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Lipscarf 26 points ago +26 / -0

So they are basically admitting that wearing masks doesn’t work. If two masks is only 75% effective (I would love to see that “study”), then how effective is one mask?

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Lipscarf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saw a guy walking alone down the street with two masks and a face shield the other day. At that point, why even leave your fucking house?

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fazaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

If one is 50%, the two would be 75%. Three are 88%, which they probably fudged up to 90%. So... 50ish%, given their 75% figure.

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Jabron661 12 points ago +12 / -0

There are no jokes in clown world,

Only clowns.

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's actually profound.

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Rockonanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

I needed to ask the same question. This is really for real? Super cereal?

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Badgunno 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like totally?

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ViagraFalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything coming from the liberal media is a joke, but unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid enough to take it seriously.

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brie_cheese 40 points ago +40 / -0

Why not 5 or 10 or 20 masks? How many is 100% efficiency?

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Formerlurker92 [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Plastic bag

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KingSweyn 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're working their way up to it.

Getting millions to suffocate themselves and others will be their greatest troll of all time.

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ViagraFalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diaper on the face.

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Be_Banned 14 points ago +14 / -0

^^^Someone who understands calculus

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Zskills 5 points ago +5 / -0

For n=1 to inf:

Sum(1/2n) = 1

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Be_Banned 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what he said. (Unless I'm misgendering, and in that case, that's what she said, LOL)

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Be_Banned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could tell by your very fine comment. It sure is awesome to see other STEM folks on our side. Somehow, most of my colleagues have their logic switched off when it comes to politics. Everytime I use a company vehicle I have to turn the radio off of npr. They think they're so smart.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should kill the NPR presets.

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Be_Banned 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤔👍

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AppalachianTactical 36 points ago +36 / -0

They are fucking with people to see who is dumb enough to do this.

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Formerlurker92 [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

The answer will be deeply disappointing

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KingSweyn 7 points ago +7 / -0

The truth so often is.

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Kienan 3 points ago +3 / -0

My expectations are incredibly low, and I expect to still be disappointed.

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Genericwhitemale 14 points ago +14 / -0

they were fucking with people when they introduced masks, now they’re REALLY pushing it

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Pede3 6 points ago +6 / -0

There will be people who comply. Remember the zipper masks for eating? Band masks with holes and a piece over the end of the flute?

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Jabron661 6 points ago +6 / -0

There were probably Jews who said " eh, at least there is sunshine out here, no more dark ghettos"

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wrongkindofimmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems that way.

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Wood_Shampoo1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not watching the news

Efficiency: 100%

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Formerlurker92 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Theres a reason the amish don't have problems

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Xanisor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Noooo, you can't just dodge the propaganda, not fair!

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ObongoForPrison2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's time for a fucking crusade.

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Formerlurker92 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Long past by my reckon

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TheEmoEngineer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deus vult

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AnonymousFrog 28 points ago +28 / -0

What a scam. Fauci needs to be in prison—one of those cube prisons in space, like in Superman.

Fauci to mask or not to mask? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SvEJcB9QX5E https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ppsACDLT-60

https://www.technocracy.news/masks-are-neither-effective-nor-safe-a-summary-of-the-science/

Hey Tony, what ya doin’?

“Dr. Anthony Fauci, a member of the coronavirus task force, had previously backed funding for a controversial lab in Wuhan, China, that has been studying the coronavirus in bats, reports said.”

https://www.newsweek.com/dr-fauci-backed-controversial-wuhan-lab-millions-us-dollars-risky-coronavirus-research-1500741

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Notch8only 22 points ago +22 / -0

I resisted wearing masks and my whole family has and we get together all the time. No cases at all

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GainesvilleFlorida 7 points ago +7 / -0

Our Thanksgiving party was 40 strong, and that's only one of the weekly events I attend, if you know what I mean.

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

I pay streetwalkers to cough in my mouth.

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was at two big parties. Less than 25% wore masks. We played games like reverse tug of war and king of the mountain. We were shoulder to shoulder all day. Some of the participants had big party poppers, funny smelling spray silly string, and played hit the pinata. It was wild! I haven't heard of anyone getting sick.

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Zskills 2 points ago +2 / -0

...AA?

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ViagraFalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to a music store in the big city, and I went to eat. I was wearing a mask as required by the store and restaurant. If that's where I got the virus from, the mask didn't help at all.

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justinjfit 21 points ago +21 / -0

you can't catch the virus if you stop breathing....

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DontApologize 21 points ago +21 / -0

Holy shit - these guys cannot be serious. You can barely pull air in through one mask if it set up right.. (which it never is). When some dumb leftist dies we should sue the ever loving shit out of CNBC for this hog wash. It's just awful.

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cuntard 3 points ago +3 / -0

When some dumb leftist dies

why sue them if they deserve our gratitude?

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NadlerShartWaddle 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ok. I'm convinced.

They are just fucking around at this point.

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MexiCubMerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

Clown world

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MAGASQUAD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Criminally underated post

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StartAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree

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MetalRiddle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Spherical red nose masks are the only way to be truly safe.

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NomadicKrow2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I need a doctor pede to start advocating for four masks. Just keep going up one mask layer each time they buy it. Hit absurdity and keep driving by.

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Be_Banned 12 points ago +12 / -0

Four masks should be plenty if you're in your car alone driving down the road. If you're going to be in the grocery store where you might encounter other people, you really need at least five masks to be sure your safe. Six masks might even be appropriate then just to be sure you're sure.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Might as well jump to lucky 7

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CanHush 3 points ago +3 / -0

NIAID Advisory System: Severe (red) 9 masks High (orange) 6 masks Elevated (yellow) 4 masks Guarded (blue) 3 masks Low (green) 2 masks

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can i just put my mouth on an exhaust pipe instead?

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OhioRed87 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kamala Harris enters the chat...

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LtPatterson 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've already seen NPCs wearing the double mask more recently.

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Kienan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly yes. I looked it up to be sure.

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Monzie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let's get some 26 mask memes going on.

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Jabron661 3 points ago +3 / -0

This meme cycle won't be complete until we can get someone to put a mask on their ears.

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Bob_Wahr 10 points ago +10 / -0

The mask people must be the same as the razor people. One, then two blades, then four and five. It was comical and adding masks is even funnier.

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Be_Banned 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had the exact same thought. Check this out for laughs: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZnGeBcgg

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 1 point ago +1 / -0

shaving with 4 blades is far more comfortable than shaving with 3.

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Id10tech 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why not just wear 7 masks. That would work!

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quiznossucks1 8 points ago +8 / -0

hey libtards....just keep adding masks till you start getting light headed then add 5 more

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Scrub_Anon 8 points ago +8 / -0

SPONSORED BY SCHICK....MORE BLADES, CLOSER SHAVE

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Pede3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sponsored by Chyna - the people who manufacture almost all of those cloth and disposable masks. They have been marked down on clearance/sales the last few months, so sales must be down with the market saturated. Requiring more masks = more purchases, since most sheeple probably have extra to have clean and dirty pile like laundry. [Thinking dude meme...]

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Scrub_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was referring to how the razor industry gives the impression that you need more blades for a closer shave. That is false. As is wearing multiple mask.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

Literally having fun with it. Mocking the morons that follow them religiously.

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Forgotmypass666 7 points ago +8 / -1

What the fuck are they basing these numbers on?

They are LITERALLY doubling down on a lie.

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Jabron661 3 points ago +3 / -0

THAT"S RACIST!!!!!...... Ummm I'll see myself out.

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WarGreymon77 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHY IS SATIRE NOW REAL LIFE??

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Be_Banned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always has been

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BadManOrange 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's like wearing multiple condoms, amirite guys?

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Garrettlst 4 points ago +5 / -1

At least condoms do their job. The microscopic size of a virus squeezing its way through mask fibers is probably comparable to kicking a football through a field goal.

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trueluk 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying we should switch to latex masks. I like it!

The next step after that is a personal oxygen tank and scuba mask.

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Garrettlst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! With lefty logic they’d at least try it.

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Garrettlst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! Libtards are fun to make fun of!

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BadManOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

although, they say multiple condoms are a bad idea.

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Garrettlst 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then if they don’t work and she gets pregnant they want to kill the child. Evil.

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ArcticPharaoh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just duct tape these fools.

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RedditIsCommunist 6 points ago +6 / -0

If people want to do something useful they should wash their hands. This obsession with masks is retarded, especially if you’re not even within 6’ of anyone for 15 minutes or more.

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

So quadruple mask: 99.999%??

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maga_mama_757 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is HILARIOUS. Fauci just makes shit up as he goes along and gets paid handsomely to do it.

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Indomitable_Warrior 5 points ago +6 / -1

Plastic bag over head: priceless

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VOTE-VOTE-VOTE-VOTE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let all the leftists know the truth! A plastic bag tied over your head is 100% efficient. Never worry about breathing again!

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Counterforce1 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you button them together do they BECOME ONE MASK?

Keanu face

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Be_Banned 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, shit. 🤯

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justanotherSCpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They literally want you to suffocate.

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Formerlurker92 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Population control by other means

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HistoryInvestigator 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what you get when you put a transgender person in charge of health.

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MetallicOpeth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would love to see where they get these fucking numbers lol

Unbelievably stupid

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks up from zoom you sure about that?

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thejman 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is the same logic as cooking at double temperature in the oven to cook in half the time.

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Baldursgade 4 points ago +4 / -0

I personally wear 5, they said it would save Black Baby Jesus.