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HappyPedeInCA 176 points ago +177 / -1

So this means they admit that all along one mask actually didn’t do anything?

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slangin_paint 87 points ago +87 / -0

I think this means 1 mask was roughly 45% effective, which actually makes sense when you have your head up you ass.

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booblitchutz 40 points ago +40 / -0

This was the solution my wife and I came up with. Everyone concerned about mask efficiency should just have their mouth and nose surgically attached to their own assholes to guarantee the safety of their air supply permanently.

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Donger-Lord2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if they do that soon.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plastic tubing?

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? Are you trying to kill Grandma, Grandma Killer?

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deleteDems 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inserting head into anus fully is actually 100% effective for preventing covid

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trump2036 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Why do you hate people?" said the girl with purple hair, a nose ring, sporting a t-shirt that says she's had 22 abortions, and doesn't see anything wrong with putting covid infected into nursing homes.

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ViolentNPCS 2 points ago +2 / -0

And is appointed by the fraudulent POTATUS.

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Freedomseeker12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus fucking Christ, POTATUS is my new favorite word

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Johnfox13 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wonder what the efficiency of one mask is lol

Just wear a hazmat you granny killer

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MAGASpaceCat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes. Especially those surgical masks that most people were wearing.

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Xanisor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then how could we survive this deadly deadly pandemic with just one mask?