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Deadpool 361 points ago +362 / -1

Can we just encourage all liberals to use/recycle their plastic grocery store bags as a mask? Double or triple bag themselves. All of our problems solved.

These liberals do want to save the earth through depopulation right? Just being helpful 🐸👌

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MegaMagaManX 166 points ago +166 / -0

"Plastic bags make great masks, here's why"

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ClownTamer 65 points ago +66 / -1

You can also cut off the virus completely by blocking the air flow to the lungs with a noose.

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ComanChi 28 points ago +30 / -2

Just think about it. If all of the idiots who believe in wearing face diapers wore two or three masks then that would negate mask wearing for everyone else who doesn't believe in the globalist lies.

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fuckthatt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't want to spread the stupid around would ya?

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Skogin 17 points ago +18 / -1

Starve the virus of cells to infect by stepping into this oven ➡️

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Studies show the virus can’t survive direct contact with fire. If you drink diluted liter fluid and light your tongue briefly, that’ll be enough to prevent you from ever testing positive for it again.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free train rides.

Alas these bastards won’t be meaning the Trump Train.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆

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BigAmericanParty 18 points ago +18 / -0

CDC APPROVED DUCT TAPE NECK SEALER

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

May as well use that flex seal shit at this point this is getting so absurd. Fake news media just resembles a comedy sketch show.

This triple mask thing has the same surreal humour feeling as that 6 blade razor skit years ago..Saturday night live was it? Can’t recall.

“NEW! FAUCI BRAND SUPER QUAD MASK! 4 times the layers! 4 times the virtue!”

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NeoDragoon 5 points ago +5 / -0

That article is trash, it mentions nothing about having to use duct tape to seal it.

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Efrum 3 points ago +4 / -1

"It's the proper application of the duct tape at the neck"

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loverat 56 points ago +58 / -2

Perfect solution - I'm in. Also I didn't know cunts could breath - I don't hear mine breathing =)

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OGpsywar 84 points ago +84 / -0

Since the effectiveness of the best cloth masks is not even 3% (and even That ignores nano-aerosolizing for 26+ feet, and also the vector for infection actually being the eyes) ..

.. then the concept of "two" 3% masks achieving "70%", and "three" 3% masks achieving "90%" seems like .. what's that word I'm looking for? .. oh yeah, A Fucking Medically Illiterate LIE.

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donaldismydad 13 points ago +13 / -0

this brings new meaning to reducing CO2 emissions, or as billy gates would put it, depopulation for about 7 billion carbon emitting homo sapiens. can i sell reverse carbon credits to double, triple masked white-liberal-supremacists worldwide? something tells me they gladly buy them, to save grandma from covid AND the coming climate change apocolypse!

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

What so he can kill grandma in the nursing home??? Not getting his business model.

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I wonder how many bowls they had to pass back and forth before settling on "efficiency." English isn't their first language. It isn't any language to them for that matter.

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Skogin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes.

My hypothesis is doorknobs - fingers - eyes.

But the fake pandemic is gay.

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂 This made my whole morning!

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booblitchutz 34 points ago +34 / -0

A Modest Proposal

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment, probably unfortunately went over a lot of Pedes’ heads.

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat the Poor.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soylent Green is people!

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t think public schools allow students to read sarcastic essays by non-trans non-POC authors anymore, do they?

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acasper 18 points ago +18 / -0

Whenever I suggest that they kill themselves they call me a bigot. All I want is to reduce carbon emissions and strain on our food systems.

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Coldbyte 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have to tie it tight at the bottom.