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MegaMagaManX 166 points ago +166 / -0

"Plastic bags make great masks, here's why"

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ClownTamer 65 points ago +66 / -1

You can also cut off the virus completely by blocking the air flow to the lungs with a noose.

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ComanChi 28 points ago +30 / -2

Just think about it. If all of the idiots who believe in wearing face diapers wore two or three masks then that would negate mask wearing for everyone else who doesn't believe in the globalist lies.

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fuckthatt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't want to spread the stupid around would ya?

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Skogin 17 points ago +18 / -1

Starve the virus of cells to infect by stepping into this oven ➡️

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Studies show the virus can’t survive direct contact with fire. If you drink diluted liter fluid and light your tongue briefly, that’ll be enough to prevent you from ever testing positive for it again.

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JoeSlidinsNose 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha The usernames that come along on this site are top notch and only get better.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free train rides.

Alas these bastards won’t be meaning the Trump Train.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆

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BigAmericanParty 18 points ago +18 / -0

CDC APPROVED DUCT TAPE NECK SEALER

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

May as well use that flex seal shit at this point this is getting so absurd. Fake news media just resembles a comedy sketch show.

This triple mask thing has the same surreal humour feeling as that 6 blade razor skit years ago..Saturday night live was it? Can’t recall.

“NEW! FAUCI BRAND SUPER QUAD MASK! 4 times the layers! 4 times the virtue!”

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NeoDragoon 5 points ago +5 / -0

That article is trash, it mentions nothing about having to use duct tape to seal it.

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Efrum 3 points ago +4 / -1

"It's the proper application of the duct tape at the neck"

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