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ClownTamer 65 points ago +66 / -1

You can also cut off the virus completely by blocking the air flow to the lungs with a noose.

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ComanChi 28 points ago +30 / -2

Just think about it. If all of the idiots who believe in wearing face diapers wore two or three masks then that would negate mask wearing for everyone else who doesn't believe in the globalist lies.

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fuckthatt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wouldn't want to spread the stupid around would ya?

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Skogin 17 points ago +18 / -1

Starve the virus of cells to infect by stepping into this oven ➡️

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Studies show the virus can’t survive direct contact with fire. If you drink diluted liter fluid and light your tongue briefly, that’ll be enough to prevent you from ever testing positive for it again.

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JoeSlidinsNose 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha The usernames that come along on this site are top notch and only get better.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free train rides.

Alas these bastards won’t be meaning the Trump Train.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆