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CommunismIsForLosers 108 points ago +108 / -0

Doing nothing: 99.96% effective!

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ViagraFalls 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just get coronavirus on purpose. It's not a big deal. It might be as bad as a flu at worse. It didn't do much to me.

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chambleepede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you remember the fear porn story from last summer... man in Texas dies after attending coronavirus party?

It was all over the news. Except... no name for the deceased. One quote from a doctor who says nurses happened to hear his final words.

"I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not."

Those were the final words of a 30-year-old patient who died at Methodist Hospital in San Antonio this week after attending a so-called "COVID party," according to the hospital.

Dr. Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital, said in a recorded statement that the unidentified patient told nurses about the party, which she said is hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I don’t know, what you have here is a doctor with interest in covid being taken seriously for financial and political reasons having maybe heard from nurses who reportedly heard from an unidentified person with an unknown medical history about maybe getting it at a party... that’s about as solid as evidence gets.