I quit OKCupid today...and I couldn't resist leaving them a personal note as to why.
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Daaaaaaaaamn.
If that's what dating is like nowadays, I'm staying married.
Seriously, fuck that noise.
Haven't dated in years. It's fucking bad.
Same. It's been nearly 20 years for me.
Same. Lonely. But I do have the world’s best dog, so that’s something I guess.
Nice. My cat has kept me sane. Savannahs are loyal like dogs but smell like cats.
lol my sister is obsessed with exotic cats. She just got a savanna. It’s pretty cool, it Likes water and gets into the bath tub whenever she uses it
Yeah it's a fucking tragedy out there.
Exhibit A: https://i.maga.host/JgRxmR4.png
Exhibit B: https://i.maga.host/69sdYdz.png
Exhibit Whatthefuckisthat? https://i.maga.host/x3d2w2m.png
Granted, I'm pretty sure these screenshots I took weren't from OKCupid (I feel like I've been on most of the dating apps over the years) but it's pretty much the same on all apps. I just remember saving these ones because I was laughing so hard at them with my friend.
I also have a ton of funny/witty responses on Hinge that got me nowhere with the girls but I still think they're hilarious. Might make a shitty webpage about it eventually.
Yeah, no kidding!