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Tokyo20DrinkingGame [S] 56 points ago +57 / -1

For real. Someone needs to make PatriotDate.com or something.

And I know some folks will point to the more niche religious apps, but I'm agnostic so it doesn't work out that well.

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Verrerogo 21 points ago +24 / -3

Yes. So YOU do it. MAGAmatch. As you say, the religious people are already finding each other. If you really can't find your way to being capital C Christian instead of small-c, which you were born and can't change, maybe figure out a way to meet and marry, just as they have.

The big divide isn't theology, it's children.

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Meazy 18 points ago +18 / -0

if you're not equally yoked, your marriage is a joke

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Artek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did someone say conservative women? We have a very short supply of those in NY.

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, try MA 😂

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are no guarantees, just odds.

The Thot : Wife-Material ratio is more favorable in a church, which is why most folks say to start there (plus if you're so inclined, it's good for the soul.) Obviously not all churches are equal: Singles-Ward is typically wall-to-wall women looking for a a husband - if I were Mormon, it would be a one-stop shop. A struggling little church that operates out of a strip-mall in the bad part of town? Not so much.

Some religions have a straight-up matchmaker that, in conjunction with your (and her) family, helps you get that shit sorted.

For the atheist and agnostic? Well... it's gonna be tougher to find that fellow semi/non-believer who is also MAGA-oriented. Seriously, I wish you luck with that. Perhaps try events where lefties aren't really inclined to hang around, like volunteering for based candidates? Most other activities (shooting events, for instance) are gonna be sausage-fests, for obvious reasons. Maybe some of the based ladies can give you pointers?

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magasumo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Honestly, once this pandemic passes, PatriotDate is awaiting you at a local church.

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BadBreath911 7 points ago +8 / -1

What about us atheists?

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Illah88zillah 4 points ago +6 / -2

Stop it. I'm being feciscious, but yeah, get saved.

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magasumo 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s more difficult but you will figure it out.

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AndroidProsthesis -2 points ago +2 / -4

Go to a church anyway and rescue her from them!

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what im saying

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 3 points ago +3 / -0

inb4 liberal psychopath hops on and becomes the next Dexter of the liberal twats.

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Thefishermanguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notstupid.fuck