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Hidey-ho Neighbor! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ubermk3 ago by ubermk3 +4320 / -1
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V2021 137 points ago +141 / -4

I recommend Dr. Fauci eat a bag of dicks.

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Dirk_Diggler 64 points ago +67 / -3

Don't threaten him with a good time.

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Donger-Lord2 28 points ago +29 / -1

I hear Big Mike May be able to provide him with at least one of those dicks.

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CelesteD 7 points ago +8 / -1

its my dick in a fauc

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Trump2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

That carries the same weight as 6 standard meaty dicks.

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Uncle___Rico 1 point ago +2 / -1

Better double bag, then.

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swimminginthoughts 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is really his only course for redemption at this point.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

He loves dick though, he takes dick up his ass daily.

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +5 / -1

Eat a bowl of dicks - Cypress Hill

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +4 / -1

FBI crime labs have bags of dicks. He probably has full access to them, being the highest paid federal employee

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Garrettlst 3 points ago +4 / -1

This.

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Squee_ 58 points ago +59 / -1

Fauci been killing people since the 80's pass it on.

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idea 18 points ago +19 / -1

Fauxi's best interview

https://streamable.com/oml2rf

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Newuser9 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like typing this quote out on reddit and then letting NPCs comment and then I re-edit my post and place this interview on it

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idea 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doit.gif

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PepesCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why the sheep are hopelessly brainwashed. They will go along with whatever the man on the tv tells them, Eve if it contradicts what was said the day before.

I swear people were not always this stupid. What happened? Or were they?

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine a time when masks were considered a bad idea, Fauci knows.

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CelesteD 7 points ago +8 / -1

Cuomo tried to play second fiddle tho

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +5 / -1

He deserves his own special hanging ceremony.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +3 / -1

Seen the movie Snatch?

Feed 'em to the pigs.

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Ticklebittys 48 points ago +48 / -0

If I see people actually wearing two masks I'm just gonna a give up I'm tired of seeing it every wear and it makes me so fucking sad to see little ones probably not even 4 wearing them it's sick

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ubermk3 [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

There's no telling the amount of trauma this has caused children.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's fucking up a whole generation...

It's absolutely disgusting what they are doing to us.

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Man15 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t give up. There’s a brighter future ahead. The genie is out of the bottle and the four years of destruction Biden/Harris is going to wrought will be awful. Rigged voting systems be damned, we will have our say, even if it is a losing cause.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless the sun is going supernova, there's no bright future in an America without real elections and two generations in love with communism and wokism.

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Ato3K 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve openly started shaming/mocking parents for the abuse.

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SuperSaiyan45Trump 42 points ago +43 / -1

Biden's next EO will be mandatory double-masking on federal property*

*except in historical moments

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Man15 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can’t catch a virus during an important moment!

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fuckyou 1 point ago +2 / -1

And external diapers to prevent spreading covid via fart

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Transfer 35 points ago +36 / -1
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BestTimeToBAlive 9 points ago +10 / -1

F’n wow. Too bad this story wasn’t around in March /April when out of work struggling ppl were licking his boots. I have a suspicion that they wouldn’t love him quite as much.

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bck- 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fauci crawled up Hillary’s cunt to extract whatever paste keeps Biden’s face together. He earned every penny.

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Stepheddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ho Lee Fuq.

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swimminginthoughts 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don't forget that he floated the goggle idea a while ago and it never caught on. He's just trying to stay relevant at this point. He got fame out of this and he's not going to let it go easily.

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streakybacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thats actually more interesting than you make out. So if Fauci says it can go through your eyes, hence the need for goggles - why is he still going on about masks? The entire reason he mentioed goggles was to basically say your efforts are futile. How come everyone has forgotten about that transmission vector? Was it disproven?

It's a huge hole in their story. If you can catch it through your eyeballs then all of this other stuff is moot.

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c2sky 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also if masks work why would you need two or three?

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streakybacon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Conversely if more helps why wouldn't you just wear an infinite amount of masks?

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Bandanna1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just get a pillow from our pillow merchant and ratchet strap it to your face. That should work.

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's probably people out there are like, 'Good idea!'

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Man15 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the new strains! Obviously 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️

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rektspec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you trying to make sense of Dumbocrat Marxist ideology? I pity your upcoming headache!

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streakybacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not really. I'm pointing out that they used to say that it goes through your eyes and now they don't mention that.

How come none of the Ivy League educated politicians "on our side" have even raised this issue?

Fauci mentioned it and people acted like he was talking shit. Everyone seems uninformed and on the backfoot before the argument has even started..

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rektspec 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Everyone seems uninformed and on the backfoot before the argument has even started..' no si Sherlock

As God said 'my people perish for lack of knowledge' and in the same chapter God SCOLDED the Elite (paraphrase) for preventing the knowledge from reaching the people.

Or 'having eyes they do not see, having ears they do not hear' Seems Jesus knew more than he was letting on!

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swimminginthoughts 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's true!

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Psyop2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call me crazy but I thought goggles and inspecting ballots might have been related. Those are the quiet parts, though.

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ubermk3 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true.

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MAGAguitar 19 points ago +20 / -1

Dr. Fauci is now recommending whatever the Devil whispers in his ear.

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HunterBidenJR 7 points ago +7 / -0

I chill with my neighbors still, we don't wear any masks.

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FuckFaceDiapers 2 points ago +2 / -0

We do too. Just had 8 neighbors at my house on Sunday. No diapers.

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Blaze_Bless 5 points ago +5 / -0

This killed me 🤣

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CanHush 4 points ago +4 / -0

In before 2 Hazmat suits.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

FAUXI made more off the US than GEOTUS THREE FUCKING years ago. DJT donated HIS salary to charity. WHERE THE FUCK DID SMALL HAT'S MONEY GO???

Just askin...

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ubermk3 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure as hell didn't go to baseball throwing lessons.

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oldhankdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL this is fucking great. Meme of the year

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CookiesNCream 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly this is true! I sent this meme to a group text of friends and instead of laughs I got, "better to be safe than sorry..." ugh.

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bck- 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great meme

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MeanMisterMustardCap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outstanding meme game. Top kek.

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FrozenEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homer should re-open the garage door at the end, just to see if Ned raises his head so it goes up his ass.

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yeoman3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci just got the anal swab.

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Legionnaire0311 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHA

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Psyop2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this website

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Honkycracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my hood.

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Jackgaddis5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr fouci has aids

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Honkycracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Magical.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flanders, the original Cuck!

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snuggs316 2 points ago +2 / -0

it kills me that this putz has a bigger paycheck than prez maga, even tho' a) prez maga didn't need it and b) he donated every single check. otoh, joe has never made this much legal cash in his life.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes indeedely doodely Homerino.

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needleandrope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shutup Flanders.

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streakybacon 2 points ago +4 / -2

Nice meme, but we have a problem.

Flanders is essentially a bigoted stereotype, a characterisation by the left.

Any memes using Flanders as the "stupid Christian white guy who hypocritically bothers his neighbors" are reinforcing decades of Simpsons propaganda.

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ubermk3 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see your point. Flanders is like a fake PC Christian, but they wouldn't dare try to depict a true follower of Christ in any of these mainstream mediums.

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streakybacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

They wouldn't dare depict anyone else in these mediums. They are only interested in villifying one group through decades of programming predominantly aimed at children and young adults.

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axrevolutionai 2 points ago +2 / -0

FAUCI KILLED MORE GAYS IN ONE DECADE THAN MUSLIMS HAVE IN A CENTURY

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Asull247 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just because you are my neighbor, it doesn't mean I have to like you. Trump Logic 2024. Get you some!

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Remember kids, don't cheat, don't lie to your parents, and don't pick your nose in public, now sit up straight and finish your dinner before your father gets home."

-T.S. Twenty-

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ivana-humpalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol i thought he was sticking his head up his ass until he disappeared

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOT MY DOCTOR!

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BabbleRabble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome.

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sacrebleu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden should just give a hazmat suit and air tanks to all people.

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HTTP_404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Highest paid man in government. Earns more that biden. Why?

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ThePatriotGames2016 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm offended you think Flanders is Wilson from Home Improvement.