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MidDayMAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Michael Jackson’s pronouns: He / He

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only an MJ fan will get that joke.

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Genuine prime Dad joke.

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bfafpo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dad joke or not, made my morning better :-D

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TheJimmReaper 20 points ago +22 / -2

Everyone with virtue signaling pronouns in their names are just derivatives of Has/Been or Never/Was

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xBigCoffinHunter 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m seeing that shit at an alarming rate.

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I was complaining about M/W/D in hiring offers in Germany (male, female, "diverse"). I though... the fuck is "diverse"? And the fuck do you need to write it there, as if employers would simply discriminate because people don't match male/female (which practically stands for anybody).

They aren't even allowed to write anything else than M/W or to use inappropriate grammar without getting sued into oblivion.

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bfafpo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been in the Oregon Legislature for at least 4 years. ass/hat/weasels would be more appropriate pronouns for the Ds there.

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nointernetforyou [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just started popping up after my company held a company wide virtual meeting on "Diversity and Inclusion". Pretty easy to spot who drank the Kool-Aid now, so that's nice.

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benfranklin207 13 points ago +13 / -0

My pronouns a De / plorable

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EnoughisEnough45 11 points ago +11 / -0

My pronouns fuck/you

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 7 points ago +7 / -0

My pronouns are Biden/cheated

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TiltedOutOfBall3 11 points ago +11 / -0

If this becomes mandatory in the future, I'm just going to refuse to identify and call everyone a bigot for assuming what my pronouns are. Lmao.

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vSiNv 5 points ago +5 / -0

It has become mostly mandatory in many metro mainstream local, state, and some federal government branches / departments. Its part of the whole "inclusive" shit that's been pushed for years with no pushback. The reason it's being seen more is because its now over spilling into the civilian spectrum. I.E. its way too late to stop or reverse course......... but people like me who have been trying to bring this into the light for years have been labeled, and cancelled by ALL sides. So ugh, goodluck.

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BritPedeMEGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

The company I used to work for has HR bimbos with that all over their email sigs.

Some of the men too.

I just make a mental note and plop them into the “stupid bitch” or “lisping cuck phaggot”- block their corporate email from cluttering up my work inbox and outlook calendar with their latest Webex seminar of bullshit and get on with my workday. I have so many outlook 365 custom filters to auto delete this crud I’ve lost count.

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Terri55 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am too old to do pronouns.

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can try and normalize it all they want, but 98% of the public still thinks they are nuts. But libtards will never admit it just like they pretend they arent racist.

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your Name

Bi, gots, gets

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Dictator_Bob 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a very fast way to know someone is a total pain in the ass to work with and a liability as well.

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maga_mama_757 7 points ago +7 / -0

My kiddo told me whenever she gets a new tiktok follower, she checks their account. If they have profiles in their bio, she blocks them. And no, I didn't tell her to do that. Lol.

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Trumpican 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have my consultant looking for a new job for me for when I move out of CA, and when I find the job and accept an offer, I am going to put some crazy ass pronouns on everything until I quit the old job.

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat, fit, fart

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Trumpican 4 points ago +4 / -0

pronouns are for my exit plan at my current job, new job I will make sure no one uses pronouns

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then sue them for gender discrimination if they complain.

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CHEMST 4 points ago +4 / -0

I prefer the Royal We, only kidding.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

We, win, wise

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ChadBroChill17 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to respond with my signature as Dude / Bro or something. Bonus points if they actually go full retard and use the pronouns.

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LindaSarsourCunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Mental slush box"

I like that.

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memechallenger33 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m thinking of putting incorrect pronouns of mixed genders on my profile and just waiting to see if anyone tries to correct me.

Sincerely, MAGA Pede (He, him, hers)

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nointernetforyou [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to put [Normal/Human]

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SweetCheeses 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I hate to ask, but what are you talking about?

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_glazmain_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

In college we're sorta forced to

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me-no-likely2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never hire anyone with that bullshit

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nutmeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never seen in in the wild myself. I will respond mockingly if I do.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sort of like it because it tells me I am dealing with an extremist idiot in advance.

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LowKeyPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought gender didn't matter??? Were all the same???? Why make a big deal if we are all the same?

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Freedombunker 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I see any “pronouns” period, I know they are a weak ass human being. Especially when their name is “Dave” and their profile pic is a old, bald white guy. Do you need to add “he/him”? Retard.

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AUS4MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the contrary, people who post their pronouns are usually unfuckable.

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refresco 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only time I'd accept pronouns being listed in an email sig would be if the person had a name that was ambiguous, but no one ever does that.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

The worst part is that these people still pair off and reproduce. I’ve seen quite a few gender swapped couples who have kids on the west coast.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

All too many pander to mental illness. It is a sad and scary thing.

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maleitch 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yet you guys run around using marxist cult terms such as "racism" every day on here. No different.