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basedbusdriver 4 points ago +4 / -0

As per #22

Please "call a lid" for the day

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Patriot3per 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fact #26: I definitely stole the election.

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Winter_bow_huntress 3 points ago +3 / -0

25 my biggest accomplishment is my family 🤣 he’s real proud of his crackhead isn’t he?

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JoGen 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. JILL, WHAT'S my name?
  2. Where am I?
  3. I'm running for Senator from the great state of Delaware!
  4. Where's my pen?
  5. Oh in my pocket.
  6. I lie
  7. Alot 8 thru 24. I'm signing blank EO's
  8. Calling a lid
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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. I have a secret grandchild in Arkansas because Hunter fucked a stripper while on a crack binge. We almost certainly paid that momma some hush money to get lost during the election!