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JustAWeeb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xi: "And now for the taste test!"

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Patriot3per 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tastes just like Ole Commie Joe's brains!

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sauce? Or shitpost? Sorry for low IQ I can't tell what's a joke and what isn't anymore were so separated from reality

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ZombieVote2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is sadly a real story being reported. I don't have a link and I'm too lazy to go find it but yes, china=covid=anal=swabbing, all true. Disgusting.

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Anaconda [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its true, pede. They are going after our anal virginity next. So far the anal swabs are going 2" into our rectum. Who knows what bullshit excuse they will make to shove dildos up our asses next. Idiots here really thought the admission last week of the nasal swab false positives was going to mean the end of testing, LMAO!!!!!

https://archive.is/qpnNn

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basedbusdriver 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, according to the picture, my doctor has been lying to me all these years. His finger never went anywhere near my nose.

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DragonEnergy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're taking the piss.

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Anaconda [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

MacArthur was right the whole time. Nukes and then cobalt radioactive bombing to contaminate their lands. They called him senile. Well what do you expect him to say after we nuked Japan twice and also bombed Germany to smithereens just a few years earlier??? Fuck that commie cocksucker Harry Truman.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helth

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19American62Woman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lube up everyone!

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

In April, getting just the anal swab won’t be enough, you will need to get the anal then the nasal swab. It’s going to stink.

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